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A conversation I just had with Chewy Walrus...

Rypta Gudn: Be right back...
BooBerryFanatic: k
Rypta Gudn: I RETURN!
BooBerryFanatic: DUM DUM DUM!!!
BooBerryFanatic: WOO!
BooBerryFanatic: CHARGE!
Rypta Gudn: YAY!
BooBerryFanatic: GALLANTRY!
BooBerryFanatic: BACON BITS!
Rypta Gudn: FOX KIDS!
BooBerryFanatic: CROUTONS!
BooBerryFanatic: MARMOSETS!
Rypta Gudn: GORILLA GRODD!
BooBerryFanatic: KIBBLE!
Rypta Gudn: CABLE TV!
Rypta Gudn: FRANCHISE!
BooBerryFanatic: MARMALADE!
Rypta Gudn: STAIRCASE!
BooBerryFanatic: MARSHMALLOW!
BooBerryFanatic: CATERPILLAR!
Rypta Gudn: FERN TREE!
Rypta Gudn: CARE BEARS!
BooBerryFanatic: SUNSHINE!
BooBerryFanatic: GRAPE KOOL-AID!
Rypta Gudn: CITYSCAPE!
Rypta Gudn: SPACE SHUTTLE!
BooBerryFanatic: ORCHID!
BooBerryFanatic: MAYA ANGELOU!
Rypta Gudn: FRUIT TREE!
Rypta Gudn: THE MATRIX!
BooBerryFanatic: KENNY ROGERS!
BooBerryFanatic: POPSICLE!
Rypta Gudn: GREEN LANTERN!
Rypta Gudn: COMPACT DISC!
BooBerryFanatic: PADDY WAGON!
Rypta Gudn: ENGLAND!
Rypta Gudn: JANUARY!
BooBerryFanatic: GREEN PEA-NESS!
Rypta Gudn: FORK!
BooBerryFanatic: CENSUS!
BooBerryFanatic: SPORK!
BooBerryFanatic: SPATULA!
Rypta Gudn: KITCHENETTE!
BooBerryFanatic: GRANULATED SUGAR!
Rypta Gudn: THEATRE!
BooBerryFanatic: BROTHEL!
BooBerryFanatic: LAMPSHADE!
Rypta Gudn: STREET SIGN!
BooBerryFanatic: SCOTCH TAPE!
Rypta Gudn: NUMBER ELEVEN!
BooBerryFanatic: HANDICAPPED PARKING!
BooBerryFanatic: INCLINED PLANE!
Rypta Gudn: SUPERMARKET!
Rypta Gudn: LIBRARY BOOK!
BooBerryFanatic: COFFEEPOT!
BooBerryFanatic: TEABAG!
BooBerryFanatic: PORK RINDS!
Rypta Gudn: CORN CHIPS!
Rypta Gudn: PUB!
BooBerryFanatic: THE THREE TENORS!
Rypta Gudn: LEX LUTHOR!
Rypta Gudn: TONY BLAIR@
Rypta Gudn: EXCLAMATION MARK!
BooBerryFanatic: ;!
BooBerryFanatic: (i.e. - SEMICOLON!)
Rypta Gudn: CLASSROOM!
BooBerryFanatic: CANDY CORN!
BooBerryFanatic: MAHOOT!
BooBerryFanatic: CARPET!
BooBerryFanatic: SALMONELLA!
BooBerryFanatic: E. COLI!
BooBerryFanatic: BIKE GLOVES!
Rypta Gudn: AFRICA!
BooBerryFanatic: MORMON!
Rypta Gudn: MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE!
BooBerryFanatic: SPECTACLES!
Rypta Gudn: CANADIANS!
BooBerryFanatic: MADRID!
Rypta Gudn: PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!
Rypta Gudn: PURPLE!
BooBerryFanatic: SPARTACUS!
Rypta Gudn: THE BEATLES!
Rypta Gudn: SUNGLASSES!
Rypta Gudn: DESK!
BooBerryFanatic: MAMMORY GLANDS!
Rypta Gudn: NAKED!
BooBerryFanatic: CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY!
Rypta Gudn: DIAMONDS!
Rypta Gudn: FERRIS BUELLER!
BooBerryFanatic: PUMPERNICKEL!
Rypta Gudn: JUPITER!
Rypta Gudn: SUPERNOVA!
BooBerryFanatic: HOWDY DOODIE!
Rypta Gudn: KIWI FRUIT!
Rypta Gudn: LEATHER PANTS!
BooBerryFanatic: TOOTHPASTE!
BooBerryFanatic: NY-QUIL!
Rypta Gudn: PUNK ROCK@
BooBerryFanatic: ROBERT REDFORD!
Rypta Gudn: I mean... PUNK ROCK!
BooBerryFanatic: COLORFORMS!
BooBerryFanatic: PHOENIX!
Rypta Gudn: SPECTRUM!
Rypta Gudn: CHLOROPHYLL!
BooBerryFanatic: CHIMEra!
Rypta Gudn: ICARUS!
BooBerryFanatic: D'OH!
Rypta Gudn: BERLIN WALL!
BooBerryFanatic: MADAGASCAR!
BooBerryFanatic: VATICAN CITY!
BooBerryFanatic: SPUTNIK!
Rypta Gudn: CAPITAL LETTERS!
BooBerryFanatic: RAMADAN!
Rypta Gudn: MONKEY!
BooBerryFanatic: ROB KAMPHAUSEN!
BooBerryFanatic: JIMMY DURANTE!
BooBerryFanatic: OWL!
Rypta Gudn: GLOVE!
BooBerryFanatic: APPELLATE COURTS!
Rypta Gudn: JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA!
BooBerryFanatic: TOLIET!
Rypta Gudn: TOILET!
BooBerryFanatic: STOCKS!
Rypta Gudn: REAL ESTATE!
BooBerryFanatic: BEAT YOU TO "TOILET"!
BooBerryFanatic: VIRTUAL REALITY SIMULATIONS!
Rypta Gudn: YOU SPELLED IT WRONG SO I CORRECTED YOU!
Rypta Gudn: METEOR SHOWER!
BooBerryFanatic: GRANITE!
BooBerryFanatic: DID I?
Rypta Gudn: DOCTOR EVIL!
Rypta Gudn: YES!
BooBerryFanatic: GUESS SO!
BooBerryFanatic: PLATYPUS!
BooBerryFanatic: BOW TIE!
Rypta Gudn: PULLEY!
BooBerryFanatic: MICHAEL RICHARDS!
Rypta Gudn: WEDDING!
Rypta Gudn: CUBA GOODING JR!
BooBerryFanatic: FIDEL CASTRO!
Rypta Gudn: DOLLAR SIGN!
Rypta Gudn: TALIBAN!
Rypta Gudn: KITE!
BooBerryFanatic: CABBAGE!
Rypta Gudn: THE SECRET LIFE OF US!
BooBerryFanatic: PARTICLE MAN!
Rypta Gudn: JOHN HENRY!
BooBerryFanatic: STARSHIP ENTERPRISE!
Rypta Gudn: APPLE!
Rypta Gudn: SCOTT BAKULA!
Rypta Gudn: DIMENSIONS!
BooBerryFanatic: DEAN KOONTZ!
BooBerryFanatic: SALIVATION!
BooBerryFanatic: DEODORANT!
BooBerryFanatic: FILTER!
Rypta Gudn: LOIS AND CLARK: THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN!
BooBerryFanatic: VENTILATION SHAFT!
Rypta Gudn: AEROPLANE!
BooBerryFanatic: JOHN SHAFT!
Rypta Gudn: SOUTH PARK!
Rypta Gudn: OIL!
BooBerryFanatic: GASOLINE!
Rypta Gudn: DOMINICAN REPUBLIC!
Rypta Gudn: SKA MUSIC!
BooBerryFanatic: DALLAS!
Rypta Gudn: STAMP!
BooBerryFanatic: LOUNGE SINGERS!
Rypta Gudn: VELVET!
Rypta Gudn: DAVID BOWIE!
Rypta Gudn: ELECTRIC BLANKET!
BooBerryFanatic: AARON BURR!
BooBerryFanatic: TOASTER OVEN!
BooBerryFanatic: KIRBY VACCUUM CLEANER!
Rypta Gudn: BACKSTREET BOYS!
BooBerryFanatic: THE MUPPET SHOW!
Rypta Gudn: JIMI HENDRIX!
BooBerryFanatic: ARMADILLO!
BooBerryFanatic: ANACONDA!
Rypta Gudn: BEN AFFLECK!
BooBerryFanatic: PORCUPINE!
Rypta Gudn: CHEVROLET!
BooBerryFanatic: GREECE!
Rypta Gudn: BOW AND ARROW!
Rypta Gudn: GREASE!
BooBerryFanatic: AUDI!
Rypta Gudn: POINTY!
BooBerryFanatic: LONE RANGER!
BooBerryFanatic: TURKEY JERKY!
Rypta Gudn: AURORA BOREALIS!
BooBerryFanatic: TWINKIE THE KID!
Rypta Gudn: MILKY WAY!
BooBerryFanatic: BOWLING PIN!
Rypta Gudn: FRENCH FRIES!
BooBerryFanatic: SNOW GLOBE!
BooBerryFanatic: MILKSHAKE!
Rypta Gudn: NEW YEARS EVE!
BooBerryFanatic: CARIBOU!
Rypta Gudn: PHOTOSYNTHESIS!
Rypta Gudn: CAFE!
BooBerryFanatic: SUBSTANCE ABUSE!
BooBerryFanatic: RECTIFY!
Rypta Gudn: BUFFY!
BooBerryFanatic: RAVIOLI!
BooBerryFanatic: FETTUCCINI!
BooBerryFanatic: RUMPELSTILTSKIN!
Rypta Gudn: HAY!
Rypta Gudn: PAW!
Rypta Gudn: POOR!
Rypta Gudn: PORE!
Rypta Gudn: POUR!
BooBerryFanatic: NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION!
BooBerryFanatic: EDDIE IZZARD!
BooBerryFanatic: CHARLTON HESTON!
BooBerryFanatic: THE SHINING!
BooBerryFanatic: MAX HEADROOM!
BooBerryFanatic: HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!
Rypta Gudn: SLOGANS!
BooBerryFanatic: THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN!
BooBerryFanatic: THE DIRTY DOZEN!
Rypta Gudn: GROUNDSKEEPER WILLY!
Rypta Gudn: NEWS!
Rypta Gudn: PORNOGRAPHY!
BooBerryFanatic: SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPEALIDOCIOUS!
Rypta Gudn: BEDSIDE TABLE!
Rypta Gudn: DICK VAN DYKE!
Rypta Gudn: SUPERFRIENDS!
Rypta Gudn: MAUVE!
BooBerryFanatic: SCOOBY-DOO!
BooBerryFanatic: JERRY VAN DYKE!
BooBerryFanatic: GOLDEN GIRLS!
BooBerryFanatic: ABBREVIATION!
Rypta Gudn: CROCODILE!
Rypta Gudn: COMMA!
Rypta Gudn: HEADLINES!
BooBerryFanatic: HUNTER!
Rypta Gudn: WEIRD AL YANKOVIC!
BooBerryFanatic: QUESTION MARK!
Rypta Gudn: PRODUCTION COSTS!
BooBerryFanatic: PERCENTAGE!
Rypta Gudn: LITIGATION!
BooBerryFanatic: BEN FOLDS FIVE!
BooBerryFanatic: PERSUASIVE SPEAKING!
BooBerryFanatic: EISENHOWER!
Rypta Gudn: PODIUM!
Rypta Gudn: CEMETARY!
Rypta Gudn: GUM TREE!
BooBerryFanatic: LECTERN!
Rypta Gudn: PLASTIC MAN!
Rypta Gudn: BARENAKED LADIES!
BooBerryFanatic: FICUS TREE!
Rypta Gudn: BATHROOM MIRROR!
Rypta Gudn: ADVIL!
BooBerryFanatic: MONKEES!
Rypta Gudn: MICHAEL MOORE!
Rypta Gudn: WALL STREET!
BooBerryFanatic: BLUE JEAN POCKETS!
BooBerryFanatic: SUDAFED!
Rypta Gudn: THE PENTAGON!
Rypta Gudn: BEROCCA!
BooBerryFanatic: BLACK MARKET!
Rypta Gudn: DAVID HYDE PIERCE!
BooBerryFanatic: NEVERLAND!
Rypta Gudn: ALLY MCBEAL!
Rypta Gudn: SHAKESPEARE!
BooBerryFanatic: JOHN RATZENBERGER!
Rypta Gudn: TAJIKISTAN!
BooBerryFanatic: WAYNE KNIGHT!
BooBerryFanatic: LEWIS CARROLL!
Rypta Gudn: ENID BLYTON!
Rypta Gudn: DAM!
BooBerryFanatic: FRANKENSTEIN!
Rypta Gudn: RELIGIOUS DEBATE!
BooBerryFanatic: SPAM!
Rypta Gudn: UFOS!
BooBerryFanatic: TRAILERS!
Rypta Gudn: CORPORATE PRACTICES!
BooBerryFanatic: HIDE-A-BED!
Rypta Gudn: HOSPITAL!
Rypta Gudn: RUGRATS!
BooBerryFanatic: HOSTILE TAKEOVER!
Rypta Gudn: MOVIE REVIEWERS!
BooBerryFanatic: MANHOLE COVER!
Rypta Gudn: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!
Rypta Gudn: BONO!
BooBerryFanatic: MST3K!
BooBerryFanatic: UNION DUES!
Rypta Gudn: TRIBAL!
BooBerryFanatic: CIGARS!
Rypta Gudn: CHRIS JERICHO!
BooBerryFanatic: SONNY BONO!
Rypta Gudn: EMMY AWARDS!
BooBerryFanatic: PRO-BONO!
BooBerryFanatic: BABE RUTH!
BooBerryFanatic: BOO BERRY!
Rypta Gudn: CHILI BEAN KINGS!
BooBerryFanatic: MONITOR!
Rypta Gudn: IMPROVISATION!
BooBerryFanatic: ELMER FUDD!
Rypta Gudn: BLUE!
BooBerryFanatic: CONEY DOGS!
Rypta Gudn: THIRTY-SEVEN!
Rypta Gudn: BATTER!
Rypta Gudn: FISHING!
Rypta Gudn: LOS ANGELES!
BooBerryFanatic: AQUAMARINE!
Rypta Gudn: EARTHQUAKE!
BooBerryFanatic: DUCKTALES!
Rypta Gudn: CHEATING!
BooBerryFanatic: MOLLYCODDLE!
BooBerryFanatic: MELANCHOLY!


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Heh.

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You didn't read the whole thing, did you?

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...read what?

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I'm just sayin'
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I can't read.

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...figures...

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devil-lovin' Bat-Man
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Show 'em our Yahoo! Conference with Danny, Disco!

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Yahoo! Messenger: Conference mistermxypltk-94954 started.
discostevex: Rypta! You again!
mistermxypltk: We all make a journey toghether!
discostevex: Yes.
rypta_gudn: Disco! My arch nemesis!
discostevex: Super fantastic number one!
mistermxypltk: ...!
discostevex: Let us battle now.
rypta_gudn: Your power big gun is no use fight rypta strong beam!
mistermxypltk: ...!!!
discostevex: All your base are belong to us!\
mistermxypltk: Us...? you mean...?
mistermxypltk: You are one of THEM?
rypta_gudn: Disco meet Rypta battle cosmic power destruction!
discostevex: Never lose destuction power gotta again!
mistermxypltk: Daniel, don't you realize Daniel is way more powerfull than you are?
discostevex: Referee Mxy come no faia!
mistermxypltk: You better give up, Daniel!
mistermxypltk: I say Daniel wins!
rypta_gudn: Daniel never concede Daniel victory! Fight battle imminent!
discostevex: Rumi is in girl's towelroom more once!
mistermxypltk: Daniel, I must admit I have always beem attracted to you...
rypta_gudn: What zany Rumi antics occur new time?
discostevex: Funtime sorcery hijinx!
mistermxypltk: ...!!!
rypta_gudn: Watch magic Rumi fun happen in sudden time now!
discostevex: No oh!
mistermxypltk: Ok, I'm lost.
rypta_gudn: Rumi makes the fun disappear in exploding bubble magic!
discostevex: Translator 3rd grade graduation!
discostevex: FUSION CHAIR BOMB!
mistermxypltk: Cow Twinkie Penis
rypta_gudn: Mxy get lost in fun translator magic sorcery! ZUM!
discostevex: OVERMIND POWERBUST!
rypta_gudn: WATCH EXPLODING MAGIC FUN FOR TIME TRAVEL!
mistermxypltk: OoooOooOOOoooHhhhHHH...
discostevex: Wozza has befriended personification!
rypta_gudn: ZUM!
discostevex: GAZ!
mistermxypltk: I...
mistermxypltk: AM...
discostevex: IRON MAN!
rypta_gudn: Mxy make big word speak!
mistermxypltk: THE BAT-MAN...
mistermxypltk: WOOOSH!
rypta_gudn: The Bat-Man makes whooshing movement noise in Gotham night time power scenery!
mistermxypltk: Take my THE BAT-Punch, slackers!
discostevex: Wozza has proverbed the final cowardice!
rypta_gudn: ZUM!
discostevex: MUZ!
discostevex: COOM!
mistermxypltk: WOOSH!
discostevex: MOOC!
mistermxypltk: Mxy casts INTOKAURUS!
mistermxypltk: EHO AM...
mistermxypltk: INTOKATAURUS!
discostevex: Mxy word fake effective not!
rypta_gudn: Quiet, you.
mistermxypltk: NO-MXY, INTOKATAURUS!
discostevex: You silence~
discostevex: !!!!!1
mistermxypltk: Aitiheaurus tou...
mistermxypltk: NO! INTERKAUTUS!
discostevex: Anti-thesaurus?
rypta_gudn: Shaddup.
mistermxypltk: Intoformena...?
mistermxypltk: NO!
discostevex: Heh.
discostevex: Yes.
mistermxypltk: Euturo noko...
mistermxypltk: ...!
discostevex: Disco entraps silence attack forefully gentle!
rypta_gudn: Daniel tired of bad Japanese manga translate fun!
mistermxypltk: ...
mistermxypltk: ...
discostevex: Yes, first time funnier!
rypta_gudn: Yes! We stop now!
mistermxypltk: They don't appreciate what we do, don't they?
discostevex: Nope, we don't.
mistermxypltk: It looks like they don't...
discostevex: Nope.
rypta_gudn: Nope.
mistermxypltk: Lets go somewhere else, then.
rypta_gudn: Bastards!
mistermxypltk: OK, honey.
discostevex: Give me the drugs, Mxy..
mistermxypltk: Ask Rypta for them...
mistermxypltk: What have you done! You scared the Dwarfs away!
mistermxypltk: Ny computer is gonna stop working soon!
discostevex: Heh.
rypta_gudn: WHat happened to the nuclear fusion reactor we installed as a back up?!
mistermxypltk: Uh-oh!
mistermxypltk: I spilled se-- milk on it!
discostevex: Heh.
rypta_gudn: NO!
rypta_gudn: IT'S GONNA BLOW!
rypta_gudn: AND TAKE OUT RUSSIA!
rypta_gudn: NUCLEAR WAR WILL FOLLOW!
mistermxypltk: Who's gonna blow who?
mistermxypltk: OH!
rypta_gudn: AND IT'LL BE THE END OF THE WORLD! NUCLEAR WINTER!
mistermxypltk: I suggest we destroy Russia first!
discostevex: Indeed.
mistermxypltk: What do you think, Dr Strangedisco?
rypta_gudn: Bastards...
discostevex: What ever you say, Mein Fuher... I mean... Mr. President.
mistermxypltk: I say we all sing "We'll meet again" before meeting our doom!
rypta_gudn: If we posted this conversation at the boards, it would probably freak people out.
discostevex: Yes.
discostevex: Should I post our first bad translation thing, too?
mistermxypltk: That's a great idea...
discostevex: AYe.
rypta_gudn: Do you have that lying around somewhere, Disco?
discostevex: Yup.
discostevex: I had to save it.
rypta_gudn: Fantastic. Post it!
rypta_gudn: But where?
discostevex: Ok.
discostevex: Where?
rypta_gudn: And this conference too.
mistermxypltk: Manor!
rypta_gudn: Yay!
discostevex: Ok.
discostevex: How much of it?
mistermxypltk: Wait!
rypta_gudn: All of it!
discostevex: Ok.
mistermxypltk: We should post "We'll meet again" at the end!
rypta_gudn: YAY!
discostevex: So I shall wait until the conference is over.
rypta_gudn: Ehta za-um!
mistermxypltk: You shall.
discostevex: Aye.
mistermxypltk: Let's say goodbye with a smile, dear, Just for a while, dear, we must part. Don't let the parting upset you, I'll not forget you, sweetheart. We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, But I know we'll meet again, some sunny day. Keep smiling through, just like you always do, 'Til the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away. So will you please say hello to the folks that I know, Tell them I won't be long. They'll be happy to know that as you saw me go, I was singing this song. After the rain comes the rainbow, You'll see the rain go, never fear, We two can wait for tomorrow, Goodbye to sorrow, my dear.


mistermxypltk: Done!
rypta_gudn: Take on me, take me on, I'll be gone, in a day or two!
discostevex: Heh.
discostevex: one night in Bangkok makes the tough guys tumble!
mistermxypltk: Hey, who else thinks Franta sucks?
rypta_gudn: ME!!!!!!!!!!!! FRANTA MUST DIE!!!!!!!! DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!
mistermxypltk: Yeah!! I just hope he never reads this...
discostevex: Heh.
mistermxypltk: ...!
rypta_gudn: Dammit...
discostevex: Idiots.
mistermxypltk: What did you mean, by "Heh", Disco Steve?
discostevex: Back to the drawing board!
mistermxypltk: Or should I say...
mistermxypltk: AGENT McDWARF!
rypta_gudn: Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuh....
discostevex: You watch too much of The Jackie Chan Adventures, on a KJids WB near you@
mistermxypltk: Give it up, McDwarf! We know it's you!
discostevex: Coming soon, good spelling!
discostevex: don't make me hurt you, Myx.
mistermxypltk: ...!
discostevex: Heh.
mistermxypltk: Dude!
rypta_gudn: Sweet!
mistermxypltk: Dude!!
discostevex: SCrew you guy! I'm goin home!
discostevex: I really should proofread these things...
mistermxypltk: cmon dude don' b like that dude
mistermxypltk: yknow why u shouldnt b like that, dude?
rypta_gudn: coz MTV RULZ!
mistermxypltk: u damn right, dude!
mistermxypltk: and why does it rule?
rypta_gudn: coz mtv sez so
mistermxypltk: u damn right, dude!
rypta_gudn: sweet
mistermxypltk: Dude! Lets go to a McDonalds!
discostevex: who liks nsynk?
rypta_gudn: mcdonaldz makes me feel good like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
mistermxypltk: they r KeWl!
discostevex: no they r sux
mistermxypltk: Nuh-uh!
discostevex: Heh.
mistermxypltk: They r rulez, u wanna know why?
rypta_gudn: mcdonalds dont suck they make me feel with their low low prices and their quality meals with taste and deliciousness.
discostevex: y
rypta_gudn: why man why
mistermxypltk: u tell him why, dude
mistermxypltk: edukate him, dude
rypta_gudn: coz mtv sez so!
mistermxypltk: U DAMN RIGHT!
mistermxypltk: Enough!
discostevex: Donde estas mis pantelones?
mistermxypltk: Estan en tu cabeza, Esteban del Disco!
discostevex: Watashi wa Sumisu-san desu.
mistermxypltk: Oh, you don't want me to call INTOKATAURUS; do you?
rypta_gudn: ehta za-um!
discostevex: your fake Japanese isn't welxome here.
mistermxypltk: Damn... fascists!
rypta_gudn: It's not Japanese! I think it's Russian.
mistermxypltk: Her der muggen!
discostevex: It's Taiwanese.
mistermxypltk: It's FASCISTESE!
rypta_gudn: ehtah za-um is what the Russian chick says in Green Lantern
rypta_gudn: : The New Corps
discostevex: Pervert.
discostevex: I can't believe you know that.
mistermxypltk: I know a lot of things too!
rypta_gudn: I... I own both issues....
rypta_gudn: *sob*
discostevex: I have the first one.
discostevex: Didn't bother to track down the second issue.
rypta_gudn: It was kinda crap.
discostevex: Heh.
rypta_gudn: Chuck Dixon is a hack.
mistermxypltk: I don't have any of them! HA!
discostevex: True.
discostevex: I must return to the comic retailer.
rypta_gudn: As must I, when I get the birthday money my mother promised me.
rypta_gudn: Though I think they're sold out of one or two things I want.
discostevex: I must spend my allowence on something other than video games...
mistermxypltk: Then go to www.milehighcomics.com , the biggest comic retailer in the web!
discostevex: Don't make me hurt you, Mxy.
rypta_gudn: I may have to. They're all out of Daredevil 14 and Marvel Boy 6.
mistermxypltk: Their N.I.C.E. system rocks!
discostevex: Daredevil 14? Let me guess, that just came out this month.
mistermxypltk: AND 30% sell every two months!
discostevex: I probably have issue 13, bought 3 months ago.
rypta_gudn: No, I think 15 came out this month.
discostevex: Heh.,
rypta_gudn: I think it was 14, anyway. The first one that I need.
mistermxypltk: Besides, you get an extra 20% if you are a N.I.C.E. member (only in backissue numbers)
rypta_gudn: Yahoo is telling me that I can get Gladiator for 49 cents.
mistermxypltk: Me too.
mistermxypltk: Damn fascists!
rypta_gudn: I think it's lying.
discostevex: Yes.
discostevex: Maybe it's a real gladiator.
rypta_gudn: How about I create a forum that's solely for me to post chats that I've had with people?
discostevex: Yes.
discostevex: I'll post all of mine.
rypta_gudn: Perhaps. "Own a Spanish guy with a sword for 49c. He'll do your every will! He cooks! He cleans! He fights tigers!"
discostevex: There we go.
mistermxypltk: the link probably take you to some fascist site that will melt your brain
discostevex: Heh.
mistermxypltk: That happened to me once.
rypta_gudn: Or maybe we get to meet Russel Crowe.
rypta_gudn: He liked VB, you know.
discostevex: VB?
mistermxypltk: "Find your next apartment without leaving home!" now that seems intresting!
discostevex: Heh.
mistermxypltk: who's VB?
mistermxypltk: Vibe?
mistermxypltk: Rypta? Rypta?? Did they get you???
discostevex: Heh.
mistermxypltk: My God, I bet he clicked the damn link!!
discostevex: Yeah, Rypta, did they get chu?
rypta_gudn: VB is Victoria Bitter. A beer.
discostevex: Heh.
discostevex: Riight...
rypta_gudn: A shit beer, but a beer nonetheless.
mistermxypltk: Oh.
discostevex: Indeed.
mistermxypltk: Jose Cuervo! Jose Cuervo!
discostevex: Heh.
rypta_gudn: I'M JOSE CONSECO! Please keep in mind that I have no idea how to spell that name.
rypta_gudn: But spelling is overrated.
mistermxypltk: highly.
mistermxypltk: Who's JOSE CONSECO?
discostevex: Sounds familiar.
rypta_gudn: Dunno. I think he's a baseball player. Jim Carrey shouted it out in Liar Liar.
rypta_gudn: The height of cinematic masterpieces.
mistermxypltk: A relative of Francisco DeAlgo?
mistermxypltk: I watched Don Juan DeMarco today.
discostevex: Yeah, I think hge is a ball player.
mistermxypltk: Don Juan DeMarco?
rypta_gudn: YES!
discostevex: No, Jose conseco.
mistermxypltk: Oh...
mistermxypltk: Don Juan would be a great BB player...
discostevex: Don't lie, boy.
mistermxypltk: Hey, do you want me to sing songs in spanish?
mistermxypltk: Yes!
mistermxypltk: Yes!
mistermxypltk: Ok, Ok...
discostevex: Tu para bailar La Bamba.
mistermxypltk: Estoy parado sobre la muralla que divide
todo lo que fué de lo que será.
Estoy mirando como aquellas viejas ilusiones
pasando la muralla se hacen realidad.
Pero como el amor de ayer,
pero como el amor de ayer,
vuelve a desaparecer,
desaparecer...
Estoy parado sobre la muralla que divide
todo lo que amé de lo que amaré.
Estoy mirando como mis heridas se cerraron
y como se desangra un nuevo corazón.
Pero como el amor de ayer,
pero como el amor de ayer,
vuelve a desaparecer,
desaparecer...
Estoy parado sobre la muralla que divide
todo lo que fue de lo que será.
Estoy mirando como aquella vieja psicodelia
estoy fijándome como viene y va.
Pero como el amor de ayer,
pero como el amor de ayer,
vuelve a desaparecer,
desaparecer...

rypta_gudn: Marry me Mxy!
mistermxypltk: Kay!
mistermxypltk: Disco, would you marry us?
discostevex: Sure, what the hell.
mistermxypltk: Ok, lets start...
rypta_gudn: Disco, I think you have to start off.
mistermxypltk: Yes.
mistermxypltk: Oh no-- they got him now...
discostevex: I like pie.
mistermxypltk: ...!
rypta_gudn: I do.
mistermxypltk: I do
discostevex: Indeed.
mistermxypltk: >SMACK<
discostevex: Heh.
discostevex: What?
mistermxypltk: ...?
discostevex: Eh?
discostevex: Sou desu ne?
mistermxypltk: You desire me?
rypta_gudn: DEAR GOB YES!
discostevex: Heh.
rypta_gudn: How 'bout it, Mxy? You wanna be my bitch?
mistermxypltk: K!
discostevex: Eh?
mistermxypltk: I mean, K, matey!
rypta_gudn: Awwwww, yeah!
discostevex: Hhe.
mistermxypltk: So...
discostevex: Indeed.
discostevex: I must leave soon.
mistermxypltk: Yeah...
rypta_gudn: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
discostevex: I must depart now.,
discostevex: Bye,.
rypta_gudn: Bye
mistermxypltk: Bye!


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I dont need to know about what sexual acts you perform!

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Im a voyeur!

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I'm Batman.

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But you`d like to trya fuck!

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With whom?

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I'm not fussy!

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Good. Now eat your peas.

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But... I don't like peas!

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If you don't eat your peas you dont get to try a fuck.

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I wanna be a Space Fireman!

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There aren't any fires in space...

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Then I'll have a lot of free time to work on my knitting.

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Neat.

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I thought so. You want some socks?

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I doubt it.

Long chat, though. Long and pointless.

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YOUR FUCKING RIGHT ABOUT FUCKING THAT YOU FUCKING ASHOLE!!!!!!!!!

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YOUR FUCKING RIGHT ABOUT FUCKING THAT YOU FUCKING ASHOLE!!!!!!!!!




Eh?

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FUCKING GET THE FUCKING DILDOS OUT OF YOUR FUCKING EAS AND FUCKING LISTEN UP!!!!!!

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You tell 'em, Lothar!


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Why would anyone want dildos in their ears? It could damage their eardrums for life, but at least they would be safe from hearing screams.

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JLA am between a dick and a pussy. Which way will he am go?


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Whoa.

I quoted a Chuck Dixon comic. I feel so dirty.


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Such a dirty little man....


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Some days urg makes me proud to be his friend. Then there are the days that he steals my beer and fucks my woman. Somedays he gets that backwards.-Lothar

"Those were good days. Sitting around the campfires, eating dinosaur meat, and clubbing our wimmens in the head. I dream of those days sometimes. When Urg would make speeches and lead us to victory over the neighboring tribes. Good days, man. Good days." -Grimm
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FUCKING GET THE FUCKING DILDOS OUT OF YOUR FUCKING EAS AND FUCKING LISTEN UP!!!!!!




You tell 'em, Lothar!


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