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Ollie, Green Arrow.

JLApe or Electric Supermen Red and Blue?

JLApe

Blue Beetle
or
The Blue Falcon

The Blue Beetle.

Two-Face, Joker, Poison Ivy, Riddler, Killer Croc, and Harley Quinn on that 70s' Show getting sitting around a table in the basement getting high

or

Joker and Harley Quinn on Change of Heart?

Oooh, that's a good one!

J and H on Change of Heart. I'm not too sure smoking herb would change very many of those villains.

Robin (Time Drake) or Impulse or Superboy (Kon-El)?

Robin (Tim Drake)


Here is something I posted a few days ago on the DCMB version:


Bruce quits being Batman. Is it because...


He finaly gets laid regularly, and he likes it a lot more than beating the crap out of thugs.

or

He used his money to pay all of Gotham's criminals to move to Metropolis.

or

At a meeting of Gotham's worst criminals, The Joker accidentally uses his gas on them, leaving him as the only living rogue. This catastrophe causes him to go so insane that he actually becomes sane, and no longer desires to kill people.

or

He has finally won his war on crime and turned Gotham into a utopia.

Welcome PenWing.
He used his money to pay all of Gotham's criminals to move to Metropolis.

Spoiler gets pregnant by Connor Hawke, but pins the kid on Robin,


or


Oracle gets pregnant by Nightwing, but doesn't tell him and has the baby in secret?

Spoiler pins Connor Hawkes kid on Robin. :lol: That just keeps getting funnier and funnier.

I knew you'd get here sooner or later PenWing. Here's a question you might remember.


Batman killing Catwoman

or

Catwoman dying of Aids contracted by Batman.


HeheheheheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Batman killing Catwoman

Maybe you remember this one:


Superman gets a boner that rips through his suit. In public.

or

Batman gets a boner, but he sprains his member in the process (he wears a cup). Ouch!

LOL, Superman gets a boner that rips through his suit. In public. I remember that one.

Maybe you guys remember this one.

Lois falls under a Japanese curse and grows a dick. Because she feels like experimenting,(and she's been wanting to do it for a long time) she goes and rapes that little weasel kid Jimmy in every orfice.

or

Catwoman, Ivy, and Harley decide to have a threesome. Someone videotapes it and they become the biggest stars in Gotham.

Did I answer this one? The three-some, of course.

Chaos, who are/were you on the DCMB's?


Here is another one I posted a few nights ago (I don't have to edit it! Yes!):


At the Watchtower, Superman has pissed off Batman for the last time. Batman grabs Kyle's ring, creates a giant dildo, and rapes Superman. When he is done, he hands the ring back to Kyle, who says: "Keep it until you get the stink out."

or

At the Watchtower, Batman has rejected Wonder Woman's advances for the last time. Wonder Woman grabs Kyle's ring, creates a giant dildo, and rapes Batman. When she is done, she hands the ring back to Kyle, who says: "Keep it until you get the stink out."


In case you can't tell, I came up this with Pariah in mind.

uhhh...Wonder Woman dildos herself.

A participant in an Amazonian orgy

or...

A participant in a X Mansion orgy?

Amazonian orgy, and since I'm a guy, I'll be the life of that party.....For once.


Jim Balent's Catwoman

or

Ed Brubaker's design

Jim Balent's Catwoman.
PenWing, in the DCMB Im sosa241/Chaos.

Riddler is caught ogling the women in the Sears catalogue

or

Riddler is caught ogling the women in the Wal*Mart catalogue?

I'm pretty sure I picked the Sears catalog before.

Bruce dates a girl who's totally hot, but her name is Jeffrey,


or

Bruce dates a girl, and her name is Chantel(also hot), but he has to tell everyone that he wants to from now on be called Jane in front of his girlfriend.


(Reporter) We're here today at a Wayne Enterprises press conference where Chairman and C.E.O. Bruce Wayne is expected to make a blockbuster announcement
concering the direction of the company in 2004, let's listen in as Mr. Wayne makes his statement.

(Bruce) I'd like to thank the distinguised representatives of the media for coming here today, as you know I have a very important statement to make. I would like to let
everyone know that from this point on, I would like everyone to call me Jane in fromt of my new girlfriend Chantel.

(Audience).........


(Bruce) Questions?


(Lois) Lois Lane, Daily Planet! What do you mean Bruce?

(Bruce) I....would just like to be called Jane. In front of Chantel that is.

(Steve) Steve Checkmate, Gotham Gazette! of all the names, why Jane? Don't you think people will make fun of you, not only for having a woman's name, but being "Jane
Wayne"?

(crowd chuckles)


(Bruce) You're not a reporter! security! get him out of here!


(Steve) Hey! watch the ears!

Bruce dating Jeffrey. Check the throat, dude...

Hulk banging your mom and becoming your step-dad,

or...

Thing banging your mom and becoming your step-dad?

My mom's dead either way......Hulk I guess.


Batman has a love child with:

Shiva

or

Talia

or

Selina

or

Lois Lane

or

Wonder Woman

Can I choose all of the above? I'll take Lady Shiva those kids would be unstoppable.

Ronin Warriors

or

Saint Seiya (Knights of The Zodiac)?

I'll be honest with you Chaos, I hate them both, but if I have to pick....Saint Seiya.


Mad Hatter uses his mind control tech to control a whole bunch of beautiful models and creates a super-bordello of Gotham. (sounds like a good story idea to me.)

or

It turns out that Canary is sexually active with Dick Grayson, and then Connor Hawke finds out about it by walking in on them in the middle of a session. "Mom!?"

No problem. I dont even like Ronin Warriors. The only reason I like Saint Seiya is because it was one of the few animes I watched in D.R. as a kid.

That Hatter one sounds interesting but I pick:

Canary is sexually active with Dick Grayson, and Connor Hawke finds out about it by walking in on them in the middle of a session. "Mom!?"

how about

Batman finally accepts Huntress into the family.

or

Huntress confesses her love to Batman and they both go at it like sex-a-holics.

I'd like to see them both going at it like sex-a-holics........


Joker starts killing people on Atlantis and almost succeeds to destroy the whole thing if Batman doesn't stop him as a guest star with help from Arthur.

or

Joker starts killing people on Paradise Island and almost succeeds to destroy the whole thing if Batman doesn't stop him as a guest star with help from Diana.

Weird huh?

damn this thread has been slow.

Joker starts killing people on Paradise Island and almost succeeds to destroy the whole thing if Batman doesn't stop him as a guest star with help from Diana.

I cant let it die so:

Spike & Vash the Stampede (Cowboy Bepop & Trigun)

or

Vicious & Nicholas D. Wolf (Cowboy Bepop & Trigun)

Well, I hate Trigun, and especially Vash, so I'm drawn away from the first choice. Then again, I like Spike more than any of those characters, but I hate Vash enough for the four of em, so....... Vicious and Wolf.

Let's try to keep this thread moving huh?


Ivy's working on a aphrodisiac to control the men in Gotham(how? How the hell should I know?)Catwoman is jumping over the warehouse where the stuff is being made and
falls in the vats. The first man she meets is floored by her, who happens to be Robin.

or

Robin is being secretly stalked by Wonder Girl(Bullsh*t)because she's got a thing for him. She sees him kissing Spoiler and gets so mad that she waits until stephanie is alone
and asleep before she strangles her to death. Robin is desolate, Wonder Girl poses as a shoulder to cry on and in turn gets closer to him. They start dating, and no one
suspects innocent Cassie Sandsmark.

This thread has been buried for too long.


Rahxephon

or

Evangelion?

Haven't heard of the first, but ANYTHING is better than Evangelion.


Wonder Woman is a lesbian and into casual sex

or

Harley and Ivy are bi-sexual and are seeing eachother currently

Harley and Ivy, cuz Diana would snap anpther woman in half...

Guy Gardner's Moe Howard bowl-cut hair,

or

Nuklon's crimson mullethawk --

which drives the ladies wild?

Nuthin' beats the crimson mullethawk.

Better M.I.L.F.:

Invisible Woman

or

Hippolyta

Hippolyta all the way.

But what if the woman she was having sex with was her mother?

PenWing just made this one on the DCMBs, and I'm stealing it from him. He may kill me, but whateva'. If he gets too pissed, I'll come up with another one.

Superman get's drunk. Very drunk. I don't think you have any idea how drunk. Anyway, his libido is sky high, stimulated by being incomprehensively drunk.

He:


Has sex with every skirt he can find, blowing them up with his super-sperm.

or

He stops a gang war by using the gang-bangers as target practice. The amunition? Super-sperm.

's'cool, Pariah.

The people here can appreciate a joke. Unlike that shit head who just flamed me on the DCMB's. He's probably sitting at his computer thinking how smart he is right now. Thing is, once he slips up, I'm gonna to nail his ass to the wall.

Anyway, I pick the second one myself. Imagine, a bunch a gang bangers practically lined up like pop cans, and suddenly they just start poping up into the air. One by one.

Then, one of them looks over to see Superman shooting off on them at super speed, right before his head is blown off.

Later that day, the cops can't figure out what the fuck that white goo is at the scene.

You're sent to prison for a petty crime, but they lock you up in max-security. You are definately a bitch in the block. Now, who would you rather have as a roommate/"boyfriend":

Darkseid

or

Thanos?

Tough one.....I guess I'll go with Darkseid, he doesn't seem like a person who cares about his surroundings as long as he's free to his devices. Thanos, on the ther hand, is VERY antisocial.


Don't worry about him PenWing, wordsw are words. But I know that means nothing here, so...GIVE HIM HELL!!


Ra's gets fed up with trying to make Bruce his heir and decides to get an heir that couldn't possibly be defective like Batman's. So he has a kid with Talia.

or

Shiva decides to actually seduce Batman instead of keep on the sidelines(seriously, why doesn't anyone consider her a love interest.) The Sex is so good that Bruce goes into a coma where he thinks he survived a car crash and is being stalked by Shiva.

Damn this thread is not going anywhere. We need a some people from DCBoards that where involved on this.

Anyways:
Shiva decides to actually seduce Batman instead of keep on the sidelines(seriously, why doesn't anyone consider her a love interest.) The Sex is so good that Bruce goes into a coma where he thinks he survived a car crash and is being stalked by Shiva.
I agree Pariah. Shiva could be a great love interest if written right. Just imagine their kids.....


Lady Shiva and Batman were having steamy hot sex when...Catwoman shows up at the window:

Catwoman: "what the hell?! This was my night. She is tomorrow night.

Bats: "Want to join us?"

Catwoman: "Sure what the hell."

or

Superman dumps Lois, so he can finally hook up with Wonder Woman. Superman goes to the JLA tower to confess his love to her. He walks into her room and discovers her "riding" Batman.

Supez: "hey Diana can I.....Bruce?!"
WWoman: "Supez you are supposed to knock"
Supez: "Im gonna go now."

Batman shot Superman with a kryptonite bullet to the head.

Batman: "Clark always the Boy scout. At least you could have had some dignity and tried to kill me."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Noice!

Man, this is tough.....Hmmmmm.............Shive or Diana.....I CAN'T CHOOSE!! Okay, since Selina's has become one of my least favorite characters after Brubaker screwed her up, I'll go with Diana riding Bats.

The Joker kills the Highfather making him the target of all of New Genesis

or

The Joker kills Darkseid making him the target of....NOBODY!!!!

Joker kills Darkseid. Then the crazy man has Apokolips, the greatest war machine ever created!

You walk to your bathroom in the middle of the night, half asleep, hearing strange noises. You open the door to reveal:

Beast layin' his mutant batter all over your sister's face...

Thor pounding your mom from behind, Asgard-Style...

OR!

Magneto and your grandma diddling with each other's parts.

I'd go with Thor. The Avengers get a big pay check so i might as well have a rich stepdad.

In an intercompany cross over

Batman goes to Buffyverse where he gets hot an heavy with the slayer

or

Wonder Woman goes to Xenaverse where the Amazon Princess gets hot and heavy with the warrior princess.

WW and Xena (w/ Gabrielle)

Worst hassle while tryin' to do the deed, but the woman being well worth it:

Tigra and her massive shedding of hair,

Oracle and her immobile lower body,

OR!

Lori Lemaris and her musky fish smell?

Might as well go with the fishy smell they all have that anyway.

speaking of fishes Aquaman
The big man slut that he is would you like to see him in a long term hook up with.

Supergirl (Linda Danvers) Apparently Peter David had toyed with this idea

Mary Marvel All sugar sweet with her her bit of rough much older boyfriend

Lord Fanny from the Invisables and extra points if Arthur is in the dark about Fannys secret for a while then he frinds out in a Springer like moment and decides it doesn't matter.

Aquaman and Fanny. Let the hijinks ensue!

Best Other-Species tail:

Umbra,

The recently-evolved Sensor,

OR!

Shikari?

I'll go Umbra.
Shes sort of bitch scary like it Uschi was a comic character.

Which DC girl would you like to be filmed fucking today and in full costume.

Linda Carter in the Wonder Woman Tights

Helen Slater in Supergirl gear

Yveonne Craig in her Batgirl suit (Shes about 60 now)

Eartha Kitt in the Catsuit?

Yvonne "Batgirl" Craig. I'd make a woman outta her yet!

Worst outcome:

Rogue bangin' your brains out and slipping into a coma indefinately...

OR!

Being the love slave to Mongal and forced to...y'know, go down there?

Who would you rather be saved by:

Kimi as Wonder Woman,

OR!

Bianca as Wonder Woman?

Both are attractive, strong-willed, big-boobied women of wonder.

I know my answer. Do you?