I'm pretty sure I picked the Sears catalog before.
Bruce dates a girl who's totally hot, but her name is Jeffrey,
or
Bruce dates a girl, and her name is Chantel(also hot), but he has to tell everyone that he wants to from now on be called Jane in front of his girlfriend.
(Reporter) We're here today at a Wayne Enterprises press conference where Chairman and C.E.O. Bruce Wayne is expected to make a blockbuster announcement
concering the direction of the company in 2004, let's listen in as Mr. Wayne makes his statement.
(Bruce) I'd like to thank the distinguised representatives of the media for coming here today, as you know I have a very important statement to make. I would like to let
everyone know that from this point on, I would like everyone to call me Jane in fromt of my new girlfriend Chantel.
(Audience).........
(Bruce) Questions?
(Lois) Lois Lane, Daily Planet! What do you mean Bruce?
(Bruce) I....would just like to be called Jane. In front of Chantel that is.
(Steve) Steve Checkmate, Gotham Gazette! of all the names, why Jane? Don't you think people will make fun of you, not only for having a woman's name, but being "Jane
Wayne"?
(crowd chuckles)
(Bruce) You're not a reporter! security! get him out of here!
(Steve) Hey! watch the ears!
