Damn this thread is not going anywhere. We need a some people from DCBoards that where involved on this.
Anyways:
Shiva decides to actually seduce Batman instead of keep on the sidelines(seriously, why doesn't anyone consider her a love interest.) The Sex is so good that Bruce goes into a coma where he thinks he survived a car crash and is being stalked by Shiva.
I agree Pariah. Shiva could be a great love interest if written right. Just imagine their kids.....
Lady Shiva and Batman were having steamy hot sex when...Catwoman shows up at the window:
Catwoman: "what the hell?! This was my night. She is tomorrow night.
Bats: "Want to join us?"
Catwoman: "Sure what the hell."
or
Superman dumps Lois, so he can finally hook up with Wonder Woman. Superman goes to the JLA tower to confess his love to her. He walks into her room and discovers her "riding" Batman.
Supez: "hey Diana can I.....Bruce?!"
WWoman: "Supez you are supposed to knock"
Supez: "Im gonna go now."
Batman shot Superman with a kryptonite bullet to the head.
Batman: "Clark always the Boy scout. At least you could have had some dignity and tried to kill me."
