Joker kills Darkseid. Then the crazy man has Apokolips, the greatest war machine ever created!
You walk to your bathroom in the middle of the night, half asleep, hearing strange noises. You open the door to reveal:
Beast layin' his mutant batter all over your sister's face...
Thor pounding your mom from behind, Asgard-Style...
OR!
Magneto and your grandma diddling with each other's parts.