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. The End. A quick recap: quote:
The wrath of pantless Qwardians ate pussy. Harbinger banged Pariah's mother bye monkey spooge was mopped up which tasted salty.
Krona did the funky chicken dance like there's no monkies around from Oa. When Zatanna lost her tampon it looked like Kobe wanted a tootsie-pop.
Meanwhile, Earh-S vanished anally and popped a weasel into I.R. Baboon's life which Thanos ate. Meanwhile, Darkseid felt 'roids on Granny Goodness's crunchy front bottom.
"Ooooh," moaned Zatanna seductively.
Pariah gayly kicked every member of the Continuity Taliban in the crotch with bladed boots. Binky gave Garfield a wedgie.
King Krypton and MOTA finally gave into their lust for Zod and tapioca guzzled. King Krypton's hatred of MOTA and came to hate MOTA too.
Meanwhile, Gigli and Wild Dog ate shit and died a horrible, HORRIBLE (but well-deserved) death (especially Gigli).
Upon Gigli's death, Daredevil laughed mockingly until P. Diddy remixed Daredevil's inner organs with his guns. Immediately, Elektra and Bullseye tore apart my heart while singing Taylor Dane' "Tell it to my heart."
Lois beat off Lex, Bibbo, Chyna, Al Gore, and the Legion while blowing Quemas away. Rejoicing occurred when Zod kneeled in Jor El's jelly bath punching continuity obsessiveness in the crotch.
"Someone needs to relax," suggested the Colin Powell of Earth-S, before breathless male porn stars farted continuity-ignored dirt.
Meanwhile, someone smelled oranges and ass. G'nort flashed Zod a middle finger the size of Newark with his boogers still on it.
Firestorm farted killing millions of ferrets and gerbils and the Queen of RKMBLand aka Mr JLA whilst mooning 3498758625097 transsexuals.
Too bad DC don't accept submissions anymore, huh?
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