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I don't know, I just do.

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Someone needs to say his name backwards and go jack off in a corner somewhere for 50 days... [nyah hah]

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Why is the Legion gay?


Well, why not?

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The evidence to support that conclusion is astounding! [whaaaa!]

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quote:
NEWSFLASH: The Comics Continuum reported that Paul Levitz has done a press conference regarding the Legion of Superheroes' sexuality.

"Yes," DC's President admitted, "the Legion is homosexual."

Levitz confirmed the rumor regarding the famous super-team that goes back to the very first appeareance of the Legion in a Superboy adventure.

Levitz also used the opportunity to announce thet DC's token homosexual character, Lobo, would be joining the team.


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Man, wait until we find out that one member is, in fact, STRAIGHT - but wanted to join the Legion so much that he/she broke out the Grandin Gender Reversal Germs....

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quote:
Originally posted by Poverty Lad:
Someone needs to say his name backwards and go jack off in a corner somewhere for 50 days... [nyah hah]

I'll say his name backwards, but I am NOT going to go jack off. It's not lady-like, after all :)

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DC had originally planned on calling the team Legion of Super-Queeros,but DC gave into pressure groups & used the less obvious Super-heroes moniker!
Original Rokk was to be called Saturn Queen & Imra was to have been called Butch Girl but obviously the names were changed to protect the innocent!

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Helloooo!!! The Legion computer said the one most qualified to be their first leader was the guy dressed in pink!! Now THAT should tell you something!

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Then there's Queerl Dox...

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Wasn't Queero a Silver Age villain that liked to hide in the Legionniares' closets and watch them dress?

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The utmost proof of the Legion's gayness is the astounding resemblance between Cosmic Boy and Kamphausen!

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Plus the Legion is gay.

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very,very gay.

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Preachin' to the gay chorus.

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Ok now think about this one!
The LSH original HQ was that upturned rocket thingee!
It was later revealed in Secret Origins that the rocket was actually a shape shifting male superhero!
This means the the Legion entered a young boy on a regular basis!

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Why, hell's bells, -we're- not a gay chorus.

The Windy City Gay Chorus, now THAT is a gay chorus. Great Christmas program each year. And the most beautiful voices en masse that I've ever heard.

~ puts on k.d. lang's "Ingenue" CD ~

Anyway, if the thread starter was even half serious, well, they all wear less clothing in the 30th Century. Whole planets are air-conditioned and climate controlled, after all. Whatta they need it for? Men certainly don't need to wear ties, EVER ... something for which the 30th can't get here soon enough.

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Are you badmouthing my tie?!

Well, fuck you too.

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The jury is in...Legion=gay

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Now that you've decided the Legion is gay, you know you'll fit right in!!!

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As queer as a row of tents.

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or a Joel Schumaker comic book film!

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I was the first boy scout who's Swiss army knife had a melon-baller and a garlic-press !
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You know Phone Booth was originally published by Marvel? It's true!

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Bad Company was done by Image!

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And... that other one was... um...

Normally, it'd be a good thing that I don't know the names of Joel Schumacher movies.

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try Lost Boys...

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And Lost Boys was done by Fantagraphics!

Ha! Checkmate!

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oi!

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oui?

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One of my favorite magazines!

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The legion gay.hehe no wonder ive always liked this title

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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
The jury is in...Legion=gay

I heard it was a hung jury.

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The two gayest costumes in comics:
1)Tyroc (nice pixie boots brother)
2)Cosmic Boy (that one he wore in the 70s that was pretty much see thru.)

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Love the Legion or not, there's really no argument on THAT point... [yuh huh]

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Indeed!

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A topic of such importance deserves to be headlined! *tee hee!*

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DAMN SKIPPY!

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Legion is Gay? sure!
Hell, TWO of the members
Even wore PINK back in
the Old Adventure days!

Cosmic Boy and Element Lad.

PINK is Soooo Gay.

And It's my favorite color
for Flowers.


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Legion am gay...not that there am anything wrong with that.

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