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So it just occurred to me that one interesting aspect of the scene where Quake Kid puts the mack on Drura is that it is (I believe)the first example of a romantic exchange between a human and an alien where that isn't a big deal. Compare QK's attitude towards Drura with Janice Warren's "Ooooh... he's icky!" attitude towards Cham when they first meet. And yet here we have someone who's just as alien as Cham, but who the human doesn't find unattractive for her alienness.

So, is THAT something in Quake Kid's favor?

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He was just a horn dawg, Eryk, hence Drura's giving him the green-apple splatters with a smile on her face.

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But was he an Enlightened Horn Dawg of Interspecial Love?

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Hey, Drura's not just anyone!

What if he had hit on Absorbancy Boy?

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BRILLIANT!! Reboot QUAKE KID as an interspecies intersexual horn dawg!

Every issue, he has a new date of varying race, creed, color, sex and number of tentacles (where applicable)!

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This could mean the revival of the romance comic!

Or, you know, not.

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Okay, here's my idea for a QUAKE KID romance/action/scifi dealie series, working title: The Many Loves of Quake Kid.

Quake Kid VERY rarely appears in the book... every issue centers on his newest conquest... the book is actually about THEM and how THEY see Quake Kid... and, ummm... some gratuitous action and stuff.

But I need a co-writer & editor!

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You'll have no shortage of potential collaborators, I'm sure.

Just, please, no dialogue about Quake making the earth move.

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Well there goes issue # 1!!!

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I knew it!

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Scheduled spotlights for THE MANY LOVES OF QUAKE KID:


Leeta 87

Dirk Morgna (YOU heard me!)

Visi-Lad

Oli-3 Queen

Hate-Face

Dr. Mayavale

Calamity King

Captain Frake the Space-Pirate

and MANY MANY more unrebooted/unused LEGION characters!

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"Leeta 87"

Where it is revealed that Quake Kid eats Banyo fruit in bed.

D'oh! [DOH!]

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No reason for POSTboot Leeta 87 to share PREboot Leeta's fate... but no reason why she SHOULDN'T either...


Bits of QUAKE KID Business


REAL NAME: Shanen Dreys (per TMK)

Now if THAT isn't the name of a bisexual interspecies horn dawg, I don't know what WOULD be!!!


OTHER spotlights scheduled:

A Brain-Globe of Rambat

Lester Spiffany (crossover with the MATTER-EATER LAD series)

Quicksand & Holdur (kinky!)

Charma & Grimbor (!!!)

Tellus

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Quake Kid's favorite song: "You Shook Me All Night Long":

He was a fast machine.
He kept his member clean.
He was the best damn horn dawg that I ever seen.
He tried to hit on Drura;
She made him rue it,
Knocking him out some Venusian flu bug,
And he ...

Shook me all night long.
Yes he did.
And he shook me all night long.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

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quote:
Originally posted by MLLASH:

Bits of QUAKE KID Business


REAL NAME: Shanen Dreys (per TMK)

Now if THAT isn't the name of a bisexual interspecies horn dawg, I don't know what WOULD be!!!


Sounds like a secondary cast member on Dawson's Creek.

Which means it's just perfect.

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Now if THAT isn't the name of a bisexual interspecies horn dawg, I don't know what WOULD be!!!
LOL! Its true!

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I just want to go on record as saying I'm opposed to the reintroduction of vast numbers of obscure preboot characters as simple fodder for Quake Kid's sexual appetite.

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It's working for Bendis....

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quote:
Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
I just want to go on record as saying I'm opposed to the reintroduction of vast numbers of obscure preboot characters as simple fodder for Quake Kid's sexual appetite.

There's nothing simple about Shanen's sexual appetite!

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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
I just want to go on record as saying I'm opposed to the reintroduction of vast numbers of obscure preboot characters as simple fodder for Quake Kid's sexual appetite.

Why? I'd love to see him shag Invisible Kid.


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