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I've got something he gave me, and I'd like the chance to return them.
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Stud, as in Comet the Super-Horse? I heard he was busy leaving his hoofprints on a piece of pavement for the Legion of Substitute Heroes...
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Naw, she's talkin' about ME. Now can I please have my testicles back, IQ? Thanks for holding 'em for so long! ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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I think she's referring to the cooties that Texan Stud passed on.
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Oops! ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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Raging Bull? He was last seen running naked from an army of Lash clones on another thread...
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Ta Stuey, I'd best locate Lash's clones and warn them of my, erm, little visitors.
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IQ, with your insecty powers, don't you have control over those, um, crustaceans?
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Stuey, baby, all that tramp could do is turn into one of those blighters.
Not that it wouldn't be an improvement, you understand.
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LEETA & IQ are back! Thank all that's sacred!!!
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In the (rather uncharacteristic) words of Jo Nah from the latest issue of The Legion:
"WHOOO! ME-OWW!"
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuey:
In the (rather uncharacteristic) words of Jo Nah from the latest issue of The Legion:
"WHOOO! ME-OWW!"
That was meant to refer to Leeta's post. (This time, at least.)
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quote:
Originally posted by MLLASH:
LEETA & IQ are back! Thank all that's sacred!!!
I've missed you too, man o' many lashes, but there's bugger all sacred about me.
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Oh come now, Leeta... there's at least 54 things (out of 87) that are sacred about you... let me count the ways...
1) All those sex toys you hide in that beehive hairdo of yours...
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2) The banyo fruit juice on the bottom of your feet (for those banyo-juice-foot fetishists)...
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quote:
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In the (rather uncharacteristic) words of Jo Nah from the latest issue of The Legion:
"WHOOO! ME-OWW!"
Please don't encourage that conniving little bitch. She's all smiles and pleasantries when it's just us girls, but get a man in the room and all that time she spent with Hate Face comes to the fore.
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INSECT QUEEN!
I usually don't go for a woman with hairy legs, but in your case...
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...I think I'll decline.
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Have you got a problem with the size of my bottom?
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Insect Queen! I've been PMing you love messages ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif) , and all I get is a stony silence. I hope you haven't been turning your affections elsewhere...! ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif)
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Have you got a problem with the size of my bottom?
"I like big butts and I cannot lie..."
But I do have to say, that black-and-yellow striped sweater is so unflattering for big-butted women...
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Forget that yellow stripped hussy, and get back to me (it's all about ME), BIG BOY!
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I can't believe I'm being stood up by BOTH Leeta and Insect Queen... quite possibly those gals are out enjoying each other's company...
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quote:
Originally posted by Leeta 87:
Forget that yellow stripped hussy, and get back to me (it's all about ME), BIG BOY!
Leeta! Did you get my love letter? And will you wear that outfit I mentioned...?
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Come on man, I've got a BIG DATE tomorrow, I can't be doing with arseing around with that creepy insect thing, I want it now!
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I'm ready for ya NOW... why do you think I'm standing here NAKED, hon?
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quote:
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Originally posted by Leeta 87:
Forget that yellow stripped hussy, and get back to me (it's all about ME), BIG BOY!
Leeta! Did you get my love letter? And will you wear that outfit I mentioned...?
Of course I read the letter! Can't you detect the air of urgency?
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I thought that was just flatulence.
(Sorry, Insect Queen said that, not me!)
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What were your powers, anyway, Leeta? Other than super-sexiness?
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quote:
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I'm ready for ya NOW... why do you think I'm standing here NAKED, hon?
If that's naked, what's that covering your JumBO sausage?
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuey:
What were your powers, anyway, Leeta? Other than super-sexiness?
If I tell you my powers, they'll no longer work. We don't want that now, do we stud?
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Nothing -- that's just ANOTHER part of the sausage!
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quote:
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What were your powers, anyway, Leeta? Other than super-sexiness?
If I tell you my powers, they'll no longer work. We don't want that now, do we stud?
Don't worry, they'll work...
(I just checked; yup!)
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I thought that was just flatulence.
(Sorry, Insect Queen said that, not me!)
She'd know about flatulence! Have YOu seen how bloated she is?
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Nothing -- that's just ANOTHER part of the sausage!
Is it kosher?
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She was bloated because she was chock full of my... um, good spirits?
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quote:
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Nothing -- that's just ANOTHER part of the sausage!
Is it kosher?
Does it matter? You'd eat it anyway!
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quote:
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She was bloated because she was chock full of my... um, good spirits?
Her idea of good spirit is a bottle of methylated spirit. The poor cow!
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Originally posted by Stuey:
Nothing -- that's just ANOTHER part of the sausage!
Is it kosher?
Does it matter? You'd eat it anyway!
You obviously know little of the planet I'm from.....but I'm not like other girls.
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