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johny carson? dave letterman? jay leno? conan? roz, from nightcourt? sinbad? cindy crawford?

personally... im goin with conan. his bits are retarded, which makes them funny to me. he's original, and, uses a lot of self-deprecation, which im a big fan of.

basically, his show is just funny as hell.

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Hell's no laughing matter, mister!

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I'm as pale and freckled as Conan and almost as tall!

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Definitely Dave..he is a pure genius...I learned how to pick up and charm women from him(before i was married )

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Do you mean the old mean the old Dave or the old Dave?

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Yes.

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Conan learned his bag of tricks from Letterman-the undisputed master of late night TV!

-----once over and Leno's chin could cut a brick!-------

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quote:
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Yes.
I can assure you, that made more sense before I posted it.

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Jon Stewart

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Hey, do you know when those jopes at Comedy Central plan to start putting on some new Daily Shows again?

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Without a doubt Dave!!!!

All the way!

and for a cliche here is the top ten

10) More BOOBIES per capita

9) fill in the blank-cam

8)Madonna hates him

7) Cher Hates him

6) Richard Simmons wants to date him

5)Warren Zevonm fills in for Paul

4)Stupid _______ tricks

3) Viewer Mail/CBS mailbag

2) Zevons appears as a guest

and the number one thing that makes Letterman so great

Calvin DeForest aka Larry Bud Melman!!!!!



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quote:
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Jon Stewart


*yawn*

He is a poor man's Greg Kinnear or is that a poor man's Hal Jordan.


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Do you mean Greg Kinnear the Talk Soup host, Greg Kinnear the Later host, or Greg Kinnear the funny-looking actor?

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Yes

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I miss Andy Richter, and Max Weinberg is the coolest Jew since ROY BATTY

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Of course Conan also has Announcer Joel and a week or so ago had the triumphant return of Oldie Olson...gotta go with the carrot-headed freak myself (the Clinton-head bit remains remarkably fresh)

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Oldie Olsen rocks!

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Dennis Miller.

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havent seen conan in a month or so. are you sure they're not reruns? i think oldie died.

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I thought so too. Maybe it was just an old bit, I forget. Th ejokes on that episode were current.

I hadn't thought about Miller. That man cracks me up. Almost makes me want to watch Monday Night Football!


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still dave....

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Conan. He's funny as hell, and has a certain charisma that the other hosts seem to lack when interviewing celebs.

Watching Leno interview someone is like watching a layer of skin get violently peeled by a carving knife.

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Leno is painful to watch, he is a suck up and annoying bastard all at the same time....

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Conan's my favorite. I'm too young to remember Dave on NBC, or Carson, so I have to go by what I've seen the past five years and I likes Conan.

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Conan's the best, followed by Jon Stewart. Leno is annoying(though not as much so as his moronic "laughs at everything" sidekick Kevin Eubanks), Letterman is old, though occasionally funny still, and Craig Kilborn is one of the least funny people on the planet, let alone television(right up there with Carrot Top and Tom Arnold).

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I think Kilborn's cool... for me to poop on!

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Conan. By a mile.

Dave still ranks although I rarely watch him.

The only time I ever actually tune in to Craig Kilbourne is when he has a cool band on. IMO, he's not very funny.

Leno. When he's not being incredibly middle of the road innofensive, he reminds me of a lecherous old man.

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I like Dave, Jay and Conan all equally

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quote:
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I think Kilborn's cool... for me to poop on!

Just a little FYI......he likes golden showers.

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still dave....

Yup.
The others are all wannabes....

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quote:
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Conan's the best, followed by Jon Stewart. Leno is annoying(though not as much so as his moronic "laughs at everything" sidekick Kevin Eubanks), Letterman is old, though occasionally funny still, and Craig Kilborn is one of the least funny people on the planet, let alone television(right up there with Carrot Top and Tom Arnold).

I see Conan as more like Tom Arnold.
Jon Stewart sucks. The only person worse than him is the guy from MTV total request.
Agree with Leno.
Letterman aint that old...

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Conan kicks your ass and mine!

Tom Arnold? Tom Arnold?! George, how dare you!

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I'm picking Conan, not only because he's great but because I've seen his show more often than Jay and Dave lately (thanks to Comedy Central). For some reason, I haven't watched Jon Stewart that much since '00.

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I didn't even consider Carson Daly.....he shouldn't count.

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Letterman, definetely Letterman.......

Of course my choice have absolutely nothing to do with the fact, that it's the only Late Night show they send on the channels available to me.... of course not!! [eh... i dunno... ]

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quote:
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Conan kicks your ass and mine!

Tom Arnold? Tom Arnold?! George, how dare you!

He sucks as a host he should stick to writing and producing the Simpsons.

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Conan sucked when he first started, but in the last few years he's been hilarious.

Letterman just doesn't have it consistently, anymore. Whether he'll admit it or not, moving to CBS killed his career.

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Killed his career? His ratings are more twice as high and he's paid ten times as much, plus has a very succesful production company, id love to have my career ruined that way!

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Tom Green's talk show was good.

I'm sorry to see it cancelled.

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Carson was, is, and will always be the King of Late Night TV. He was just the best, hands down. Other hosts just want to be like him.

That's why I like Letterman. He knew that he couldn't be Carson, so he was just himself. He was and still is funny. The funniest talk show host in my opinion.

I like Conan too. He reminds me of early Letterman in that he's doing his own thing and being as outrageous as possible to keep people up long enough to watch him. He's also not beyond making fun of himself and the show as well as the late night talk show concepts itself.

Stewart is my last choice for funny talk show hosts. Once again, he's not beyond making fun of himself or the show for a laugh. He also knows how to handle his audience very well.


And Tom Greene sucks ass.

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