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#197094 2003-06-20 1:33 AM
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[Drafted to assist other Legion posters who are leaving: to be read with "Killing Me Softly playing in the background, rising to a crescendo at the end]

I'm leaving now. Superheroes make dramatic speeches when they leave, and I feel compelled to do the same thng in a sense of self-absorbed drama.

I'd like to say its been fun, but my life has been altered by this cruel and malicious posting on off-topic subjects. People just don't understand what this does to me. I am incapable of recognising that no harm is done by stupid posts, and that I could have just ignored it all or played along, and things would have passed. I guess that is the inevitable consequence of taking myself too seriously, and being absolutely devoid of a sense of humour.

And the repeated photos of Llance were too horrible. I'm very delicate.

I'd especially like to show my extreme ingratitude to Rob, for setting up this board for us at his financial cost, and going out of his way to provide us with avatars...and then abandoning it when I found I couldn't cope. Some might call this ungrateful. I can't imagine why though.

I have decided to have an immature hissy fit like the rest of the sheep, and go. Despite the fact that this forum is still dedicated towards discussion of Legion topics, and that in fact Legion discussion is still ongoing right now, I feel too torn up inside over what has happened.

Goodbye!

Goodbye!

For those who stay, good luck. I hope you enjoy discussing Legion topics, and just cannot understand how you can have even the minimal backbone to do that.

Goodbye!

[insert LMBP name here]

#197095 2003-06-20 1:34 AM
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And we didnt even make fun of their dead horses!

You also forgot at the end the obligatory....

AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK

#197096 2003-06-20 1:37 AM
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Ah, shit, I knew I forgot something.

To those who decide to stay... good for you. The board is yours. Do as you will.

#197097 2003-06-20 1:41 AM
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Death, Drek and Drat, that speech was so spiffy that I almost want to leave just so I can feel special and included. Unfortunately for all of those remaining I'm sticking around [nyah hah] Mwahahahahaha, you're stuck with me.

#197098 2003-06-20 1:42 AM
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So we'll be getting those BOOBIES pics posted soon?

#197099 2003-06-20 2:11 AM
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Franta, fondle your own manbreasts: it should be enough.

quote:
Originally posted by Kat:
Death, Drek and Drat, that speech was so spiffy that I almost want to leave just so I can feel special and included. Unfortunately for all of those remaining I'm sticking around [nyah hah] Mwahahahahaha, you're stuck with me.

Cool. Wanna be a moderator?

#197100 2003-06-20 2:18 AM
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Aw shucks, don't tease me with promises of greatness, a girl can only handle so much disappointment.

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quote:
Originally posted by Kat:
Aw shucks, don't tease me with promises of greatness, a girl can only handle so much disappointment.

Well, as long as you can promise not to lock up threads in a tantrum and you're a Legion fan, I'd say right now you're in the running.

#197102 2003-06-20 2:29 AM
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Woohoo! I'm a big Legion fan, a new one, but I love them.

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quote:
Originally posted by Kat:
Woohoo! I'm a big Legion fan, a new one, but I love them.

I'll tell Rob you're interested.

#197104 2003-06-20 2:32 AM
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Im telling your wife Dave!

This will be as big as Clinton and Lewinski!!!

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"I did not smoke a cigar from that woman."

#197106 2003-06-20 3:01 AM
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:lol: Suuuuuuuuuuuure, that's what you say now

#197107 2003-06-20 4:14 AM
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Save that dress Kat!!!

I'll be your Star Jones!

#197108 2003-06-20 4:22 AM
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I thought Star Jones was that woman on The View?

Do you mean Linda Tripp?

#197109 2003-06-20 4:30 AM
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same dif

#197110 2003-06-20 4:37 AM
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Alright, just make sure to have your phone tap ready when I'm feeling chatty!

#197111 2003-06-20 4:42 AM
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I only use my phone for crank calls!

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quote:
Originally posted by Kat:
:lol: Suuuuuuuuuuuure, that's what you say now

You call yourself "Spoiled Brat Princess" and use that icon, and expect our thoughts to be pure?

#197113 2003-06-20 9:11 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
same dif

Yeah! Tripp's an ugly big white chick, Starr's an ugly big black lady... it's all the ssame with the lights out... :lol:

#197114 2003-06-20 10:24 AM
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fuck if Kat is still here, i will definately be staying, i'm sick of the gays who try to dictate, its good to have fluff around.

#197115 2003-06-20 10:29 AM
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Woof

#197116 2003-06-20 10:38 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by THE LABRADORIAN:
fuck if Kat is still here, i will definately be staying, i'm sick of the gays who try to dictate, its good to have fluff around.

LOL LAB, trust me. There ain't a gay man alive who doesn't like a good fluffer.

#197117 2003-06-21 3:09 AM
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Wow, I'm actually a reason for somebody to stick around?!  -

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You call yourself "Spoiled Brat Princess" and use that icon, and expect our thoughts to be pure?

There's another kind of thought?  -

#197118 2003-06-20 9:39 PM
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Get off the stage! [nyah hah]

Seriously though, quite humorous speech there, Dave.

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quote:
Originally posted by THE LABRADORIAN:
i'm sick of the gays who try to dictate

Don't let Rob hear you say that!

#197120 2003-06-20 9:41 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by THE LABRADORIAN:
fuck if Kat is still here, i will definately be staying, i'm sick of the gays who try to dictate, its good to have fluff around.

Really? I can't get enough of them.

#197121 2003-06-20 9:59 PM
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I really liked the gay set here too. They were good fun.

quote:
Originally posted by Grimm:
Get off the stage! [nyah hah]

Seriously though, quite humorous speech there, Dave.

Cheers. At least it stopped the fucking goodbye speeches.

#197122 2003-06-21 1:24 AM
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<Ahem!>

Now may I take this opprotunity to regale my fellow Legionairres, Nature Boys and especially Dave with this speech on the political correctness of positive homosexual ineuendo! Remember: It's never polite to call someone a "faggot" unless you're a faggot yourself! Instead you should say "silly homasexual" and smile just enough so they think you might be interested in them! Please stay tuned for further examples on the political correctness of positive homosexual ineuendo!

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When out with your silly homasexual friends and one of them does not eat all of their dinner NEVER NEVER ask them if you can eat their meat!

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Llance am learn from experience.

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quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
When out with your silly homasexual friends and one of them does not eat all of their dinner NEVER NEVER ask them if you can eat their meat!

Jesus, Llance, such timing, such delivery, such comedic talent.

#197126 2003-06-21 1:58 AM
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Teehee! It's a fucking gift Dave!

Never ever scatch your privaates in front of your silly homasexual friends...unless you're willing to sexually experiment w/ another guy's cock! :)

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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
"I did not smoke a cigar from that woman."

Dave is right.

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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
Save that dress Kat!!!

I'll be your Star Jones!

I'll be your huckleberry!


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