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Now may I take this opprotunity to regale my fellow Legionairres, Nature Boys and especially Dave with this speech on the political correctness of positive homosexual ineuendo! Remember: It's never polite to call someone a "faggot" unless you're a faggot yourself! Instead you should say "silly homasexual" and smile just enough so they think you might be interested in them! Please stay tuned for further examples on the political correctness of positive homosexual ineuendo!