#20914
2003-08-11 11:13 AM
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Tomb Raider
MI2
Broken Arrow (Woo not Jimmy Stewart)
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#20915
2003-08-11 1:15 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Disco Steve:
Some movie whose title I forget where Terrance "General Zod" Stamp played a sex therapist trying to cure a frigid housewife played by Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks (is named "Bliss")
BLISS!!!!
Christ, that movie was BAD!!!!
That's my vote! RIGHT THERE!!!
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#20916
2003-08-11 2:18 PM
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I thought it was hilarious, myself.
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#20917
2003-08-12 9:57 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Wednesday, do you mean the old The Time Machine or the Remake with Guy Pierce?
The remake with Guy Pierce.
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#20918
2003-08-12 10:02 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by thedoctor:
I don't care how bad it is; you can only nominate it once.
Oops ![[um.... uh huh! ... ]](graemlins/umuhhuh001.gif) !!
But it's just so... bad!
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#20919
2003-08-13 3:58 AM
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#20920
2003-08-12 4:07 PM
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Bulletproof Monk
Life Or Something Like It
T3
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#20921
2003-08-12 7:37 PM
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Hot to Trot
(which reminds me of...)
Kangaroo Jack
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#20922
2003-08-12 7:51 PM
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Don't Tell Mom, the Babysitter's Dead
Supergirl
Die, Monster, Die!
Justice League of America (technically, a pilot, but it's been packaged as a movie)
Fist of the North Star
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#20923
2003-08-15 3:59 AM
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Ok, I think we've got enough here to start breaking it down. It's gonna take me a while to sort through all this and figure out what to do next. I'm pretty sure everyone will agree with me that if a movie received 4 or more nominations, that it automatically goes to the final round.
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#20924
2003-08-14 4:59 PM
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Alright, the ones automatically in the finals are: - Batman & Robin
- Battlefield Earth
- Glitter
- Freddy Got Fingered
- Highlander II: The Quickening
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#20925
2003-08-16 1:14 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by r3x29yz4a:
Highlander II: Take a magical fantasy and move it into sci-fi. What the fuck?
What are you talking about? There's only one Highlander film.
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#20926
2003-08-16 1:16 PM
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Charlie's Angels
Batnipples
Evolution
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#20927
2003-08-18 9:23 AM
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Little late there, Grimmers. The nomination process is over.
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#20928
2003-08-18 2:00 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Grimm:
quote:
Originally posted by r3x29yz4a:
Highlander II: Take a magical fantasy and move it into sci-fi. What the fuck?
What are you talking about? There's only one Highlander film.
And a good four or five seasons on television.
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#20929
2003-08-20 2:23 AM
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Ill second E.T.!
The Cell was one of the most godawful movies I ever had to sit all the way through...(I had rented it at a hotel. It was before I realized how godawful an actress Jlo is!)
Do we have to have actually seen the movie? Coz I aint EVER gonna see Gigli no matter what.
A stinker of a Clint Eatwood film was his latest Blood Work...I had it sussed out from the first ten minutes. But dont know if it rates all time bad.
Armageddon was the first movie I almost fell asleep during.
Of course Episode I and II have to count as the first movies I almost walked out on and would have too if we didnt run out of beer.
And DC Cab rawks! The guy who played Wojo from Barney Miller was in it!
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#20930
2003-08-24 6:43 PM
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I don't watch bad movies. No, I take that back. I did see Batman and Robin. I believe the phrase that comes to mind is "fucked up beyond repair". You'd have to pay me a million dollars to see Gigli, and even then I'd sneak into something better! ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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#20931
2003-08-25 7:30 PM
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Out of Africa
Shirley Valentine
Mother
Unbreakable. What kind of "hero" takes off his wedding ring just to talk to some woman he just met? They spent the whole movie telling us he's unbreakable. To everyone who actually believes any comic book collector would love this bucket of crap without the bucket, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you in Mexico.
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#20932
2003-08-25 7:38 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Sideways:
Unbreakable. What kind of "hero" takes off his wedding ring just to talk to some woman he just met? They spent the whole movie telling us he's unbreakable. To everyone who actually believes any comic book collector would love this bucket of crap without the bucket, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you in Mexico.
I totally disagree. Unbreakable was an incredible film.
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#20933
2003-08-25 8:42 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by thedoctor:
Little late there, Grimmers. The nomination process is over.
So I can't nominate Eddie and Primary Colors? Extreme Ops sucked ass too.
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#20934
2003-08-26 3:23 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by CrisLander:
I'd like to throw Chicago into the mix. I mean, a dancing & singing Richard Gere? ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#20935
2003-08-26 3:28 AM
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Here's the skinny. There were a shitload of movies nominated, and I'm trying to figure out as to how to break up the polling to make it even out. But since I'm on vacation this week, I don't feel like fucking with it. Maybe next week when I get back from Dragon*Con.
And, yes, the movie nominating is over.
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#20936
2003-08-26 8:49 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Disco Steve:
quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
I didn't think A.I was that bad....just the last 20 minutes. They should have ended the movie with Osment looking at the statue of the blue fairy.
Ditto. But Spielberg is scared to death of doing an ending people will hate. Look at Minority Report.
I liked Minority Report (though how they got to the end was confusing as anything). I agree about AI, though. It should have ended with Osment underwater.
Too bad the nominating process is over. No one mentioned Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes (which would have been passable without the confusing ending.
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#20937
2003-08-29 2:49 PM
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Mission Impossible II -what utter crap
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#20938
2003-08-29 4:09 PM
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The Caveman's Valentine: Pure, unadulterated S-H-I-T. What in the fuck was Samuel L Jackson THINKING?!?!
Chicago: 2 hours of "Hey gang, lets put on a show! Watch me sing, watch me dance! Aren't I talented"? I wanted to leave 5 minutes in but my girlfriend's so cheap she would not leave and made me suffer along for the whole fucking waste. This movie made me physically ill.
Attack of the Clones: Note to George Lucas: Having a zillion dollars DOESN’T make you a screenwriter. Put a crow-bar in your wallet and hire one for the final turd. P.S. AVOID 4 year olds racing spaceships or midgets in stupid teddy-bear suits…
Collateral Damage: Schwarzenegger... No more to be said… I liked the part where he was going to "blend in" in South America. Do steroids cause brain damage?
There are more but this is some of the shit I actually spend money on.
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#20939
2003-08-30 1:29 AM
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I'm surprised nobody mentioned Gigli
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#20940
2003-09-03 11:03 AM
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We would've had to have actually seen Gigli in order to mention it, Fudd...
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#20941
2003-09-03 4:26 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
Do we have to have actually seen the movie? Coz I aint EVER gonna see Gigli no matter what.
Me neither. According to imdb.com it's the worst movie to be ever made.
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#20942
2003-09-05 9:12 PM
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It's a shame the polling is over because I would mention ...Megaforce..man it's so bad it's good...
carrot top: Chairman of the board I could only watch 15 minutes of..and I can watch anything to try to find amusement factors...
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#20943
2003-09-07 4:52 PM
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Titus!!!!!
The most godawful movie ever! Tanks and bikes in a movie set in the times of the Roman empire??? What's that about? I only lasted about 15 minuts tops
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#20944
2003-09-07 4:55 PM
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about tanks and bikes: if it's some kind of artsy thing, i'm just not gettin' it
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#20945
2003-09-11 2:55 PM
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Batman and Robin would get my vote, but I didn't manage to sit all the way through it.
Another horrid movie is "Say it isn't So" . The non-memorable guy from American Pie sleeps with Heather Ghraham, finds out she's his sister, finds out she's not, and that his mother is Susanne Sommers, the woman he jacked off to all through high school. The only high point was a Pixies song in the soundtrack, but one has to wonder why screenwriters smoke so much crack.
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