CJ: I dare say, come back chums!

JLR: Aaaah [AAAHHHH!!!]

Ace: Wednesday, it's Thursday, didn't you get a new power yesterday?

AGW: Sho' 'nuff.

Ace: Well use it to get us outta here!

AGW: Ain't nothin' but a G-thang!

Ace (stops dead in his tracks): Why are you talking like that?

AGW: Like what, yo?

Ace: Oh no. Any Given Wednesday's got a case of Shaftness.

JLR: Shaftness?

CJ: I dare say, what is Shaftness?

Brit: Shaftness- A temporary, yet highly contagious infection resulting in the display of Shaft-like behavior and speech. He's had flashes before, but never this intense.

DLD: Teehee.

Brit: What?

DLD: Wednesday got the Shaft.