The next day at Registration:

RM552: Wow look at how crowded the place is....

DLD- Hey! There's Spawn!

Brit- No, that's Elizabeth Taylor.

DLD- Oh. What's she doing here?

Brit- She's gonna sing the National Anthem at the beginning of the games.

RM552- But she's not a singer.

DLD- Damn convention budget.

LM- Hey, guys. I just saw Ben Affleck get his ass kicked by the real Daredevil. He said if he ever saw his Matt Damon butt-kissing face again he'd-YEEEEEEOWWWCH! OW! Harpy, what the hell's the matter with you?! You just bit my hamstring!

Harpy- Cowgirl say don't make fun of Ben Affleck.

Ace- Hey, guys I just thought of something. These teams are playing for charities right?

yNW- (from a distance) No, Miss She-Hulk I am not interested in a demonstration of the thigh-master....

Ace- So what about us?

DLD- What do you mean?

Ace- We don't have a charity to play for.

LM- .....Oh crap. [DOH!]