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Chant: it went exactly as I planned, my genetically altered mad raving ostentatious and republican killer rabbit is now in the hands of the JLR, it will change into the killer rabbit from Monthy Pyton´s "the quest for the holy grail" any minute now!!!

Now I can move on to another even more sinister plan. Clinton, get over here!!

Bill Clinton gets up from his chair and crosses the room towards Chant

BC: what can I do for you Chant.

Chant: Just listen. As you know the JLR is not my only enemy, there is also the ILR that I have to consider. This band of pretenders continually denies to join my crusade against all that is good and true. Therefore I am forced to create my own ILR, or in another sense, clone the ILR, then brainwash the clones to serve me!!

BC: ehhhhh????

Chant: To do this I need a genetic sample from all the members of the ILR, which I just so happens to have already!!!

Chant pushes a button and a wall slides away reavealing a huge cloning facility. Each tube holds a specimen of the ILR, Mr. Misinformation, Toxic Bob, tractor Trailer Bob, Amazing Harry, Bundy the polar bear and Chantyana

BC: you really are cracy

Chant: what?

BC: ehhhh???

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Meanwhile at the plaza where CJ has gotten into a vicicious catfight with Wonder Woman
needless to say, the fight does not go well for Cowgirl Jack
after several minutes of intense beating Cowgirl Jack lies in a bloody heap on the ground barely able to move a finger, slowly her life is slipping away
Spying the Incredible Hulk amongst the audience she gets an idea

WW: got any last wishes little girl??

CJ: cho...chocolate, I´d...I´d like a..a....a chocolate!

WW: is that all? well, I´m sure you can have that, someone bring a chocolate to a dying would-be heroine

Soon a mint chocolate is brought and fed to the mangled and Cowgirl Jack who turns into Harpy

WW: wow, you can turn into a Harpy, and it heals you instantly, well, I´ll just kick your butt again

SLAAMMMM, with a fast uppercut Wonder Woman sends Harpy slamming into a building.
Suddenly something unexpected happens and Wonder Woman turns to face this new threat

Hulk: Puny Woman hit Birdwoman, Birdwoman Hulks friend, NOW HULK VERY MAD................HULK SMASH PUNY WOMAN!!!

WW: help!

Harpy:

Will this be the end of Wonder Woman, Does Bill Clinton really serve Chant and how why does CJ turn into harpy when eating chocolate???

Read more some other time!