LM: Why so glum, chum?

AGW: That rhymes...

LM [looks confused]: What?

AGW: ...Never mind. It's just that, well, I'm a little depressed about Hoppy.

LM: Why? We defeated our furry foe with swiftness, bravery, and stuff. This will look great on our superhero resumes!

AGW: This is true, but it was just so easy.

LM looks confused...er

AGW: Well, don't you kinda miss the days of Chant and Paper Golems? Now those were real monsters! They were big, scary, and they gave really bad paper cuts.

LM: Yeah. Chant sure was a villain to be reckoned with.

AGW and LM: [Sigh]

AGW: It's too bad we don't have Chant or even just a few of his henchmen around.

Suddenly, as if written in on cue...

Alice: Where's Nightwing? We were hoping to spend--

Beatrix: -- the night with two brave heroes.

LM: Hey, that rhymes!

A, B, and AGW: [izzat so?] [izzat so?] [izzat so?]

LM: Well, the 'Night' in 'Nightwing' and the.... 'night'.... in.... 'night with two brave'... Nevermind.

A, B, and AGW: [no no no] [no no no] [no no no]

Beatrix: Well, whatever will we do, Alice?

Alice: We're one hero short!

LM: Well, you know ladies, I--

AGW: Have to get a good night's sleep. But don't fret ladies. I'll escort you to your one bed hotel room.

LM: [...rassamnfrackin...] .

Alice: Oh thanks, Mr. Wednesday. That's so nice of you. Teehee.

Beatrix: Yes it is. Tell us again the story of how Nightwing discovered his weakness. Teehee.

AGW: Well, I could never say no to two girls teehee-ing.

A and B: Teehee.

AGW: Well, it all started with a bowl of grain cereal and an angry horse and donkey. [AGW escorts the two ladies to a separate hotel]

Meanwhile... somewhere

Chant: [mwah hwah haa] !


- Will Wednesday score bigger than he has ever scored before at the cost of the JLR's secrets?
- Will LM really let AGW get the block when he should be making the assist?
- With all that inevitable superhero traffic, how will Bruce Wayne escort CJ to the hotel room AND still make it to meet young (Nightwing) on the hotel roof, all in one hour?
- And (for those of us who are a little slow) will we FINALLY find out young's secret identity?

The Shadow knows...


[ 03-24-2003, 07:27 PM: Message edited by: AGW ]