Meanwhile at Chant´s secret lair where the mailmaster of mayhem is working on the Chantmobile!! (a yellow postman bicycle actually)
Chant: I have grown tired of this behind the scene manipulation, I must have action, I must reinvent the papergolem, or perhaps rebuild my army of evil postal worker minions!!!
Narrator: Just then a couple of wires touch eachother and erupts into a huge explosion causing a rent in the time/space Continuum!! Out of this comes two lightning bolts, one black and one white, the black on strikes the floor turning into an as yet undisclosed form, and the white one strikes Chant in the head......
A couple of seconds later!!
Chant: what was that? I feel like 10 blacksmiths are using my head as an anvil! who am I, what am I, am I a Postman?? No, all this equipment, all these weapons, I must, I must be a SUPERHERO, placed on this world to battle against the evil and wicked and the stupendously stupid people!!
Narrator: The black bolt has turned into an incredible beautiful lady with a wicked look in her eyes
EvilGoddess: I am, in the real world, or as real as it gets!! A new world to wreack havoc upon, I´m free to kill all the little puny humans to do a......
Narrator: At that moment the EvilGoddess is struck behind the head and knocked to the ground by Chant, the Superhero whilst he strikes an impressive (or something akin to it) pose
Chant: Nay I say woman, hey, that rhymes! I Chant fighter for freedom and defender of the righteous shall defe.......
Narrator: Just then the EvilGoddess kicks Chant in the groin who buckles over in pain undescripable!!
EvilGoddess: goodbye little man, we shall not meet again, I shall find enemies of real mettle to test my powers against!!!
Narrator: She leaves, leaving Chant lying on the floor writhing in pain!!
Will Chant ever regain his memory? Is the EvilGoddess really a goddess? and why does a realistic way of avoiding taxes not exist? read more some other time!
