But on a more serious note...

Tuesday 11:57 PM.

AGW's "Chateau of Love" (Room 134 of the only available Motel in town)

Alice: It was really nice of you--

Beatrice: --to get this hotel room for us. Teehee.

A: It's really weird that they had this one last room left. Teehee.

B: Everyone else is booked. Teehee.

A: And this room only has one bed.

A and B: Teehee.

AGW: [biiiig grin] .

A: So tell us about the Britannica's weaknesses again?

AGW: Well, I don't know if I should do--

B: And could you be a dear and speak clearly into the tape recorder?

AGW: Well, ladies, see the thing is we superheroes don't usually go talking about our--

A [whispering into AGW's ear]: You know, talking about weaknesses makes me feel so...

B [whispering into AGW's other ear]: Me too.

A: Why don't you take off that handsome purple tux?

AGW: [whaaaa!] . WellBritannica'sweaknessesareasfollows...

11:58 and 12 seconds...

B: Wow! So that's how you found out Britannica's weakness?

AGW: Yep. We never did fix that hole in the roof.

A and B: Teehee.

[Suddenly the phone rings]

AGW: Hello...

LM: AGW, glad I found you. Listen, you've gotta come back to the hotel.

AGW: What? La Machine? How'd you find me? No one's supposed to know I'm here!

LM: Well, I'd tell ya, but I don't think we should bog down an already long post with such details.

AGW: This is true.

LM: Anyway, Vanessa's holding a press conference and telling the world that she's the mother of your unborn love-child!

AGW: At this time of night?

LM: What can I say?

AGW and LM: Women!

AGW: Well, didn't she read my post on the last page?

LM: Apparently not. Listen, there should be a portal in the closet of your motel room. It should get you to the conference room.

AGW [jumps out of bed and throws on his handsome, purple tux]: Thanks man.

LM: Hey no problem, guy.

11:59 PM.

AGW rushes into the closet and closes the door behind him. Suddenly there is a knock on the front door...

11:59 and 5 seconds...

Front door: Knock, knock, knock.

... and Beatrice answers it.

B: Hey weren't you just--

La Machine runs to the closet and locks the door.

11:59 and 20 seconds

AGW [from inside the closet]: Hey, is anyone out there? The door seems to be stuck.

LM [joining the ladies on the bed]: So ladies, did you know that when the Nets are having a good winning streak, I can reach Mach 2?

A: Really?

AGW [still inside the closet :lol: ]: Hello? I can hear you out there La Machine!

B: Well, I guess we got enough information for the boss. No reason we can't have a little fun.

Closet door: Blam, blam, blam.

LM: What? What boss?

A: She means that she packed enough dental floss.

A and B: Teehee.

LM: Ohhhh.

Midnight... Wednesday...

AGW: I swear, La Machine, when we get back to the barn...

Inside the closet: POOF!

12:00 and 7 seconds

The Barn of Justice

AGW [one foot in a bucket of Donkey feed]: New rasafrasin' powers! Should come with a warning [...rassamnfrackin...] ...

[ 04-07-2003, 09:48 AM: Message edited by: AGW ]