Announcer: Doctor Strange, Sub-Mariner, Silver Surfer & the Hulk take to the air and speed towards the JLR, who all look like Hoppy the Wonder Rabbit caught in high-beams. Hellcat is not far behind, leaping over the battle arena obstacles. . .

DLD is the first to react for the JLR - also taking to the air!

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Crowd: Ooooh. Ahhhh.
Ace: Wow! I didn’t know DLD could fly?
(y)NW: Look. He has harnessed aerosol cans to propel him into the sky.
AGW: *sniff* *sniff* mmmmmmmmm. . . piiiine fresh :)
Brit: DLD may be off to a flying start, but the others haven’t done anything yet.
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Announcer: DLD has zoomed past three Defenders and looks like he’s gunning for the Silver Surfer. This could be the most mis-matched battle in Super-hero battle history - The Power Cosmic vs. The Power To Remove Stubborn Stains!

But wait! The Hulk has landed in front of the JLR!!!

Hulk: HULK SMASH PUNY JLR!!! [AAAHHHH!!!]

Chant: ulp! I’m outta here. . .
RM552: Good luck, Jackie!
CJ: Huh!?! [eh?]
LM: Well, he is your boyfriend. . . see ya

Announcer: The male members of the JLR split up, leaving Cowgirl Jack to face the fury of the Hulk alone. Now that’s not very gentlemanly is it?

CJ: THE HULK IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!! [AAAHHHH!!!]

Hulk: RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! [AAAHHHH!!!]

*SMACK* *WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH* *CRASH*

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Crowd: oooooooo [eh... i dunno... ]
Ace, AGW, Brit & (y)NW: [whaaaa!]

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Announcer: [gulp!] Oh, that’s going to leave a mark. The Hulk smashes Cowgirl Jack across to the other side of the arena and is leaping over to have another bash.

Namor and RM552 are now going hammer and tongs. . .

La Machine and Hellcat are within striking distance of each other . . .

And surprisingly DLD is holding up quite well against the Silver Surfer!

But wait! What’s this? Doctor Strange is backing away from Chant!?!