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Later in the JLR dressing room, the tournament doctors are examining Cowgirl Jack. A bandaged RM552 is up and about and seeking some answers. . . .

RM552: So what happened? How did we defeat the Hulk and Silver Surfer?

Brit: Well it went something like this. . .

RM552: Oh No! Not another back flash. . . .

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Announcer: Elsewhere in the battle, the Sub-Mariner is still pounding away at Registered Member 552.

La Machine has finally got out from beneath the unconscious Hellcat and is going over to help Chant against the Hulk.

Hulk: HULK SMASH CHANT! HULK THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!

Chant [throwing everything at the Hulk, including his postbag]: helphelphelphelphelp

LM [lumbering towards the Hulk]: Hang on Chant! I’ve got him. . .

*ZAAAAAAAAAAAAP* *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Hulk: hulk. . . strongest. . .one . . .there. . .iiiiiiiiii*

*THOOM*

Chant [looking down at the prone body of the Hulk]: Wow, thanks La Machine! How did you do that?

LM [also looking at the unconscious Hulk]: I don’t know? It wasn’t me?

Chant [looking up at LM]: Huh!?! Then who. . .?

Announcer: Fantastic! dun_like_dinner was able to deflect an incredibly large cosmic power blast with his mop! Directing it directly at the Hulk! The Hulk is out of the match!

Chant & LM [looking up at the DLD/Silver Surfer battle]: whoa!

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Ace: Did anyone know that DLD could do that?
AGW: I knew he could clean glass without leaving streaks. . .
Brit: If anyone had asked me before, I wou ld have been certain that only (young) Nightwing could have been the only JLR member who could have handled the Silver Surfer, maybe. No offence Brian.
(y)NW: None taken, Britannica. Indeed, DLD is certainly full of surprises.

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SS: Whoa! That was my Mega-Kahoona-Kowabunga-From-Down-Under attack! That should have been a wipeout, dude! How did you do that?

DLD: Exactly how I am going to do this!

Announcer: dun_like_dinner is launching himself at the Silver Surfer in a head on attack!

[DLD flies towards the Silver Surfer. He grips his mop handle towards the end and thrusts the mop head in front of him directly at the Silver Surfer]

Announcer: Wait! dun_like_dinner’s attack missed! He has only been able to place his mop head on the front of the Surfer’s board!

SS: Ha Ha! Missed me, dude!

DLD: I wasn’t aiming to hit you, Surfer!

[DLD uses his mop like a pole-vaulter and leaps over the Silver Surfer's head. While in the air DLD does a double back flip summersault, twist and half pike while also pulling out a dirty rag and a bottle of Tarn-off from his utility belt.

Before the Silver Surfer can react DLD lands behind him, removes the lid from the Tarn-off, dabs the rag with the contents and places the Silver Surfer in a head-lock]

SS [struggling to get free]: This is bogus, dude!

DLD [rubbing the Surfer’s head with the Tarn-off]: No, this is your defeat. And it’s not dude! It’s dun_like_dinner!

Announcer: This is incredible! Whatever dun_like_dinner is using…I don’t know how to describe this…it is transforming the Silver Surfer back in to Norman. . . I mean Norrin Radd!

Norrin: Bummer*

Announcer: dun_like_dinner wins!

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Brit: …and then of course an hour later you won the match by beating Namor!

RM552: So you're telling me DLD, you beat The Siliver Surfer with a bottle of Tarn-off?

DLD: Well maybe I did modify the contents just a little bit. . .

[Before anyone can question DLD further, some medical staff assist Cowgirl Jack over to the Team.]

JLR: Jackie! [All of the Team crowd around their favourite heroine, concerned for her well-being]

CJ [who is looking very sheepish]: Hey guys. I’m so glad you guys won. And I’m sorry I let you down.

Ace: Hey you didn’t let us down, Jackie!
DLD: Are you OK, Jackie?
RM552: Look, I’m in worse shape than you. At least your arm isn’t in a sling.

Doctor McCoy: Dammit people give the lady some air!

Brit: How is Cowgirl Jack?
LM: Yes Doc, will she be OK?
(y)NW: Yes, Jackie did appear fatigued before the match.

Doc McCoy: Now, now. Everything is OK. Everyone have a seat. . . Considering you goofs let Cowgirl Jack face the Hulk alone [He stares at LM, RM552, DLD and Chant, whose turn it is to look sheepish], she and her baby will be fine. . .

JLR: BABY!?!?!

Doc McCoy: Yes, Cowgirl Jack is pregnant!

CJ: *sob*


Is Cowgirl Jack going to be a mother?
Who is the father? Bruce Wayne? or the Incredible Hulk?
Where did Britannica go the night before?
What was in DLD's secret Tarn-off fomula?
These questions and more may be answered in the next exciting instalment of the JLR Convention Adventure!