Narrator: The Hulk’s massive frame demolishes the door-frame as he enters the JLR’s hotel room.

*CRASH*

Hulk: Hulk Want Har-pee! [AAAHHHH!!!]

Harpy: Hulk-ee! [humina humina]

Narrator: The Green Goliath and the PMS Avenger race toward each other to embrace.

JLR & DBP: [eh... i dunno... ]

Narrator: Furniture is tossed aside in Harpy's and the Hulk's desire to hold each other.

The coffee table goes flying and collects the TV and video player. They go crashing into the wall and catch on fire.

*BANG* *CRASH* *FIZZ* *ZAP* *POP* *POW* *BURN*

DLD: Oh No!

(y)NW: What is it DLD?

DLD: The Baywatch marathon. . . it was still in the video player!

Male members of the JLR: [whaaaa!]

Narrator: Di Bat Pho who was ready to fight the Hulk along side the JLR is bemused to find her opponent sucking beak with the female JLR member, with no interest in his surroundings. Even worse she finds that the male members of the JLR are also not showing any interest in a potential battle, as they race over towards the video player.

RM552: Oh no! Not again!! (in reference to the time RM552 lost his memory of the cat-fight between Cowgirl Jack and She-Chant)
Ace: Quick Wednesday give me a hand with this table. . .
AGW: Right! [ *pick-up* *throw* *CRASH* ] Quick I see it! Nightwing get it!
Vegi-La: Outta my way! I’ll get it! [pushing (young)Nightwing out of the way]
DLD: Hurry! Hurry!

Narrator: Frantic seconds later, Vegi-La is kneeling on the ground and gently cradling the cracked, burnt and warped video casing in his three hands. The tape is spooling limply to the floor.

Vegi-La: [looks up and shouts to the heavens] Nooooo!! Why!?! Take me! For the love of Gob, take me instead!! [AAAHHHH!!!]

Male members of the JLR: -

Chant: *sob* It’s all his fault! [pointing an accusatory finger at the Hulk]

Male members of the JLR: He’s right! [you sunnuva...]

(y)NW: Lets get him!