I´ve been away for awhile I know that, but thats because I don´t have internet access at home and therefore have to rely on library service and friends...... Well, on to the story........
The battle rages on......God versus clone, clone versus hero, hero versus clone and clone ver.....you get the point...... anyhoo....As the battle continues Chant stands at his forward command central (that´s right, Chant got a forward command central) he surveys the battle......
Chant: Well, it does seem to go pretty well....I think I can leave Chant40573 in charge of the battle as I myself goes searching for this mysterious mastermind I hear so much about
Chant45: Chant, we have secured the forge of Vulcan, the gods will soon be out of weaponry and the JLR´s are dispirited and about to crumble, the raging bear does seem to cause trouble....
Chant: very well, spread the word that Chant 40723 is in charge.
Chant40753: But you said I could be in charge, that´s not fair.
Chant: Whatever!!!
As Chant sneaks out a backway he is ambushed by two of the gods, Aphrodite and Venus to be precise, the goddesses of love and beauty......
Aphrodite: Give evil Chant, we are both powerful goddesses in our own right, you have no chance against us!!!
Venus: Yes fiend, even if you had the power of the evil Hades you would still be outgunned, surrender!!!
Chant: You´re both right, I would be outgunned if I had the power of Hades, but I don´t, and therefore I am not outgunned.
The two goddesses looks at eachother uncertain about what is about to happen and then looks back at Chant.
Aphrodite: what do you mean?
Chant: I have the power of seducing goddesses, and you are both goddesses, and therefore subject to my power....
Aphrodite and Venus looks at one another with fear written all over their faces...
Venus: I do seem to get a little attracted to you....
Aphrodite: me too, only one thing to do... Run before we are in his power completely....
and the two goddesses ran like Carl Lewis...
Chant: I can´t believe they fell for that trick.....Well....people, and gods it seems are stupid, they can be made to believe anything either because they want it to be true, or because they are afraid it might be true....I do hope it was because they wanted it to be true....I mean....WOW.... Well, no time to stay here and chitchat with my self, gotta go find an evil mastermind and make him my slave........
As Chant leaves Mt. Olympus and heads towards who knows where the battle continues, Ace and Cowgirl Jack are falling to their death, or to an McDonalds, Britannica is battling an enraged giant paper golem, the many Chants are winning the battle, and by the way....Who is that mysterious man in the dark???
