The B Team casefiles #216: School Daze

"Meanwhile. . .in the fish factory. . .of justice. . ."

"Do you have to say that every time we come through the door?" Dr. Jody Huerta's voice echoed off the walls of the fish factory hallway.

Johnny Bates looked over at his companion and smiled a slightly devilish smile. "Mikey likes it." he offered, pointing a very hairy hand at their companion who was falling all over himself laughing.

"Bwahahaha. . .fish factory. . .justice. . ." Michael Fortenberry aka The Luchadore gasped out in between fits of laughter.

"Yeah, but Mikey also likes it when you set yourself on fire." Dr. Huerta responded.

"Ah, comrades! You are being returned!" The voice of Blackwulf the Everchanging boomed throughout the hallway as his massive purplish frame entered and stood before his teammates.

"Comrades, I am having discussion with comrade Piper earlier, and he is thinking it is being good idea for us to be learning more of native culture to be blending in easier." The large giant with the pleather mohawk continued.

"Okay. . ." Dr. Huerta responded, looking somewhat perplexed, "and just what did he have in mind, Lassie?"

"Well, Monkey Boy, I am having a plan. . ." Blackwulf continued on, as the four walked down the hallway, John and the Luchadore shoving each other into the walls.

"Wait, wait, wait, this plan of yours doesn't involve us dressing up like medical technicians, does it?" Dr. Huerta asked, beginning to grow worried.

"Nyet, Comrade. We are being going to night school. We are learning to speak Spanish!"

Just then, Johnny's arm burst into flame and he ran screaming down the hallway.