Chewy, I love ya', man. You have a great heart.
Just so you know, don't mistake Pro's cynical athestic views with me, personally. I've studied Christian religion all my life. And, while I don't subscribe to certain hypocritical points that organized religion has inbred within society, I value, believe, and have faith in God. I'm just very open-minded, is all. 
Still, when you get through, can you make me a Saint? 