A press conference for the newly formed non-profit organization P.E.N.I.S (Protecting Every Nine-year-old’s Innermost Secrets) turned disastrous when the organization’s co-founders, Mike Tyson and Michael Jackson, got into a heated debate over how P.E.N.I.S could best protect children. Tyson reportedly argued several times to the American public “I will eat your children,” while Jackson retorted with “We shouldn’t eat children, we should just touch them
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