We don't need to hear about your sex life, Neilencio.
Actually, that sounds pretty serious. What happened?
I've never been in a fight. I almost got in one once at my brother's stag night, against a big Maori guy who didn't like the fact that we were making a lot of noise. I said, "No fight", and as he swung I held up my fists in front of my face, one over my right cheek, and one in front of my nose, elbows in and I crouched. I'd done a few years of kick boxing, and I guess it was enough to make the guy think twice: he stopped, and headbutted my mate standing next to me, instead of me.
