A. Redneck chicks and lesbians, mostly. The lesbians are good to hang out with, but very flaky and obviously problematic for certain activities. Redneck chicks are sort of tolerable until they start complaining about "those damn Mexicans," or even worse, until you hear the words "if you really cared about me you would've smacked me for flirting with that guy." Oh, and we've also got hippy chicks -- but not as many as we used to, now that our culture's politicial pendulum is swinging to the right.

Q. For the girls: How much muscle is too much muscle on a guy?