A. Sure. Mom and Dad. :)

Q. J. Edgar Hoover walks up to you and says, "Hey, kid, you dropped a quarter." No, not really. He says, "Awright, kid, we're making it a law, but we can't decide which way we wanna go ... either everybody has to stay monogamous or we shoot them, or everybody has to quit bitching and leaving people alone no matter who they want to sleep with. Which do you want it to be?"