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If someone granted you 3 wishes... #237335 2002-09-08 1:20 AM
Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 842 ButterRican's Secret Lair The Goddess ButterRican 500+ posts
The Goddess ButterRican 500+ posts Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 842 ButterRican's Secret Lair	...but you had to go to the bathroom through your nose for a month to make them happen, would you do it? what would you wish for? discuss.

Re: If someone granted you 3 wishes... #237336 2002-09-08 1:26 AM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	How would I get inside my nose to go to the bathroom? And does that mean they'll pot a portal in my nose that leads to the bathroom?

Re: If someone granted you 3 wishes... #237337 2002-09-08 1:31 AM
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The Goddess ButterRican 500+ posts Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 842 ButterRican's Secret Lair	no, it means that poop will come flying out of your nostrils... eww

Re: If someone granted you 3 wishes... #237338 2002-09-08 2:16 AM
Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 33,920 Jacques Brel	They will fly?! I don't wanna have poops flying around my house! I could swallow one of the little ones like a fly!

Re: If someone granted you 3 wishes... #237339 2002-09-09 8:30 PM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
allan1 I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,539 Shippensburg,Pennsylvania	quote: Originally posted by The Goddess ButterRican: ...but you had to go to the bathroom through your nose for a month to make them happen, would you do it? what would you wish for? discuss. Hmmmm.....I suppose for a month I could do it....I'd just have to make sure I have extra kleenex with me. ok here are my wishes: 1. 1 Billion tax-free dollars 2. A nice house in Puerto rico so I can bug you whenever I want. 3. A brand new body.....something that doesn't require chiropractic care every week would be nice.

Re: If someone granted you 3 wishes... #237340 2002-09-10 1:13 PM
Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 24,593 In the T.A.R.D.I.S. thedoctor Timelord. Drunkard. 15000+ posts
thedoctor Timelord. Drunkard. 15000+ posts Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 24,593 In the T.A.R.D.I.S.	I'd do it and here's what I'd wish for: 1) A billion dollars, tax free (I know it's a lot of money, but with the interest and not paying Uncle Sam, I would never have to work again, just sit on my ass. Plus, it'll give me opporitunity to do whatever I want: travel, start my own business, etc.) 2) That good fortune will befall my friends and family (I'm just a sentimental ole gus). 3) That I don't have to piss and shit out of my nose for a month just because I made three fucking wishes.

Re: If someone granted you 3 wishes... #237341 2002-09-12 6:46 AM
Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 4,948 37.49 S, 144.58 E Danny 4000+ posts
Danny 4000+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 4,948 37.49 S, 144.58 E	I would go to the toilet through my nose for a month for three wishes. I really would. As long as there were no lasting effects on my sinuses... it was just a month, and that's it. I'd wish for enough money to retire and live comfortably. I guess I'd wish to be more attractive- I'm insecure that way. And I'd wish for... um... SUPER POWERS!

Re: If someone granted you 3 wishes... #237342 2002-09-12 11:50 PM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home THE Franta 10000+ posts
THE Franta 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home	Id wish to go to the bathroom through my nose for life! What an interesting conversation piece it would be!

Re: If someone granted you 3 wishes... #237343 2002-09-13 12:47 AM
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The Goddess ButterRican 500+ posts Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 842 ButterRican's Secret Lair	great way to get famous! and now in ripleys believe or not...be amazed by Franta! the man that defecates tru his nose!! not for those with a weak stomach...see him dispose of his bodily waste using his nostrils!!

Re: If someone granted you 3 wishes... #237344 2002-09-13 1:13 AM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home THE Franta 10000+ posts
THE Franta 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home	And I could eat from my ass!

Re: If someone granted you 3 wishes... #237345 2002-09-13 1:54 AM
Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,998 a psych ward near you Kimi 1500+ posts
Kimi 1500+ posts Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,998 a psych ward near you	Well...you already talk from it...

Re: If someone granted you 3 wishes... #237346 2002-09-13 2:33 AM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home THE Franta 10000+ posts
THE Franta 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 12,609 A dumpster near Bobo's home

Re: If someone granted you 3 wishes... #237347 2002-09-13 9:51 PM
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Animalman 10000+ posts Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 14,896 At Large	I would wish for: A billion dollars. A small island not under any country's rule. The cure for cancer. [ 09-13-2002, 06:53 PM: Message edited by: Animalman ]

Re: If someone granted you 3 wishes... #237348 2002-10-01 1:16 PM
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wenchofthelodge 500+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 709 The Lodge	First, I would wish that instead of one month of "nose potty" I would only have to do it for 1 day. Then I would wish to have ultimate "powers" ( I could do anything I wanted-within reason) and then I would ask to save the last wish, just in case!

Re: If someone granted you 3 wishes... #237349 2002-10-01 7:17 PM
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The Goddess ButterRican 500+ posts Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 842 ButterRican's Secret Lair	1. that the nose potty be passed down to my enemies instead of me 2. I would love to have all the superpowers possible! Invisivility read minds Time Travel able to morph in to whatever i want inmortality able to fly talk to animals mind control x-ray eyes super strength regeneration of limbs breathe under water be able share my powers to anyone i like. (so if im in love i can make my partner inmortal too) 3. a magical wallet that everytime i open it, it has exacly the amout of money I need to pay whatever im buying and it works only with me.

Re: If someone granted you 3 wishes... #237350 2002-10-01 9:22 PM
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wenchofthelodge 500+ posts Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 709 The Lodge	quote: Originally posted by The Goddess ButterRican: 1. that the nose potty be passed down to my enemies instead of me 2. I would love to have all the superpowers possible! Invisivility read minds Time Travel able to morph in to whatever i want inmortality able to fly talk to animals mind control x-ray eyes super strength regeneration of limbs breathe under water be able share my powers to anyone i like. (so if im in love i can make my partner inmortal too) 3. a magical wallet that everytime i open it, it has exacly the amout of money I need to pay whatever im buying and it works only with me. Oh...I like the way you think!!

Re: If someone granted you 3 wishes... #237351 2002-10-01 9:53 PM
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The Goddess ButterRican 500+ posts Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 842 ButterRican's Secret Lair	we seem to have much in common

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