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I usually do my "heavy thinking" while sitting on the crapper. Just sayin'...
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A deep thought is considered one that doesn't waste people's time when it's posted in a Deep Thoughts forum.
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Ah-HA! Thanks, Danny. Uh... wait a minute... did you just bust my balls there, bro?
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That last thought's probably deep enough for you, Matt. Don't strain yourself.
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I think a DEEP THOUGHT is when you think about something that is NOT merely of an immediate Need, ie, Food sex warmth, etc.
It could be when you wonder about things like was T Rex a scavenger or a Hunter or Both?
Just how Fliud is Time? Is ALL of time going on at once? Only seperated by the Actual Passage of time>? Or is it actually possible to travel back and forth through time? ( " When this sucker hits 88 miles per hour, then you'll see some Serious shit! " )
And Who would win in a Fight if Jesus fought the X Men?? :)
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quote:
Originally posted by Doc Demian:
That last thought's probably deep enough for you, Matt. Don't strain yourself.
Hey, Doc. Your mother ever have any children who lived, hoss?
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I sense massive newbie warfare brewing. This pleases me. ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
I sense massive newbie warfare brewing.
This pleases me.
Cool beans! I'm always eager to please, Cap'n. ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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We are impressed. ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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All right. Everybody stay calm. I was just joshin' you, Matt. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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Hey, I know you were just joshin', Doc. We're cool.
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Kennedy:
Ah-HA! Thanks, Danny. Uh... wait a minute... did you just bust my balls there, bro?
Lunge... parry... thrust!
And the verbal fencing continues!
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Deep Thought for the Day:
Tuesday, May 27, 2003
Can God make a boulder SO heavy, even HE can't move it?
And what's the Story with Jesus? Does he have all God's powers now? Could he beat up the Justice League? The legion? Is he MORE powerful Than Galactus, The Beyonder, and Dark Phoenix COMBINED?
And which IS the Correct way to hang toilet paper? With the Roll in front or Behind??
Todays' DEEP THOUGHTS were brought to you by a grant from Exxon, From Lane Bryant, and from Comic readers like YOU.
( This post Closes with the Theme from Masterpiece theatre playing. )
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![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif) Scary. ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
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The correct way to hang toilet paper is with the loose sheet in front. Duh. Everybody knows that.
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny:
The correct way to hang toilet paper is with the loose sheet in front. Duh. Everybody knows that.
Oddly, in five star hotels, they have two dispensers: one has toilet rolls facing one way, and the other has the roll facing the other way.
They also fold the end into a little triangle.
This puzzles me.
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You know, to fit... triangle shaped arses...
Okay, I'm just confused.
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny:
You know, to fit... triangle shaped arses...
Okay, I'm just confused.
Maybe its a scoop?
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Or like a spearhead, or a trowel... to break up the bigger chunks.
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