LOL! Actually, my cat will rub her nose on my mouth at 6:00 am just so I can get grossed out enough were I'll get up and feed her. I believe what she's saying is, "If you don't fucking get your ass out of bed and feed me right fucking now I will make you eat my snot!!!!!" Not to mention when she jumps on my scanner and starts meowing "HOLD ME AND RUB MY FUR YOU STUPID LAZY ASS MOTHER FUCKER!!!! I FUCKING 0W3R3DZ Y0U!!!! I'M 1337 ASSHOLE!!!!!!!" I wanna be able to scare her by threatening to cut out her vulva if she doesn't leave me the fuck alone for at least one half hour. I'm also psychotic.
