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quote: Originally posted by Selina: [QBTV shows: Alias is very VERY addicting There is a pic of me floating around a chain mail website somewhere from the Bristol RenFair [/QB]
How true is that. And to think, I tuned in on Superbowl Sunday season 1 because there was nothing else on, and by the end of the next week's episode, I was like a drug addict in need of a fix. You should have seen me scour the web looking for everything I could on the episodes I missed. I finally got caught up by the end of that season though.
I live really close to Bristol, but still in IL. In fact, I was just there last month. :)
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I'll just plead the fifth until my book gets published. Until then, I'd like to keep at least some of my anonymity intact. That, and I'm not exactly the most forthcoming of individuals.
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quote: Originally posted by Batwoman: ]How true is that. And to think, I tuned in on Superbowl Sunday season 1 because there was nothing else on, and by the end of the next week's episode, I was like a drug addict in need of a fix. You should have seen me scour the web looking for everything I could on the episodes I missed. I finally got caught up by the end of that season though.
I live really close to Bristol, but still in IL. In fact, I was just there last month. :)
I live in IL part of the time, and WI the other part. I got hooked to Alias the second season premiere. The season finale happened right during finales week, and aired during quiet hours in the dorm. The housefellow had to tell us to all shut up, because the 5 of us watching it were screaming at the TV "That's not true!! That's impossible!!" sounding suspiciously like Luke Skywalker in whine mode. And once I know someone else watches it, this look tends to pass over my face, and I ask "Have you SEEN the finale?" I freely admit to being a fangirl, but with that I have become rather obbsessive.
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lol Did you scream on Superbowl season 2? I taped it and watched it later that night, because I was out, and I bit down on my hand and screamed into my hands. I couldn't believe what had just happened. It took a couple hours before I was able to fall asleep. But it was so worth it. How bout the season finale? I'm surprised you didn't hear me scream on that one. I find it funny, with everything that happened, all my mom wants to know is what happed to Freplica. She HATED her. lol
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I actaully had to catch the Superbowl one later, because it managed to be the only one I missed out of season two. Stupid job. I just want to know if Will managed to make it out alive, cause bathtub scene should have meant death. And the whole marriage thing. I just want to look as good as Lena Olin does when I hit her age, or hell, I wouldn't mind looking like her NOW ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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Don't know if you've seen the first season or not, which btw, it's out on DVD now, so go buy!, but that bathtub scene was a nod to the first ep. Don't mean to spoil anything, but when Syd comes back from a mission, she goes to Danny's place (her fiance's) to find him dead in the tub just like that.
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I believe there is a topic for this in the media forum, ladies.
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Sorry ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif) won't happen again. Why do I always do this with Tv shows?
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I wonder, if somebody said "fizzuck" on TV, would they bleep it out? Technically, it's not saying the word...but it's very suggestive. Do they update the "can't say" list to keep up with the lingo of modern times?
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I think Martin Lawrence was able to say "biotch!" on television for a while, so no.
I liked this thread. Add to it, you newbie fockers!
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Age: 40
Sex: male, it's G-MAN, not G-WOman
Location: NY
Marital status/kids: Married, 2 kids
Sports: I don't even like watching them on TV
Profession: lawyer (aka "professional fucktard")
College: Cornell U.
Interests and hobbies: Political activism, reading, movies, internet, music.
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Real Name: Daniel "Danny" Djeljosevic Date of Birth: 7/5/1985 Age: 19 Sex: Male Hometown: Coconut Creek, Florida. Currently living in Gainesville, Florida. Occupation: Student at the University of Florida (majoring in English), aspiring writer. Nationality: American. Parents are Albanians raised in Yugoslavia. Marital Status: Extremely single. Too damn single, if you ask me. Height: 5'9" Weight: 150 lbs. Eye Color: Brown. Hair Color: Dirty blonde/brown. Religion: Parents are Catholic, but didn't bother with me. I'm agnostic, I suppose. Eating habits: Passive vegetarian. I'll eat meat when I have no other choice or if the chicken is potentially delicious. Aversions: Cheese (except on Pizza and other selected dishes), fish, anime conventions. Sports: None. I'm a lazy fucker, and I have better things to do than watch them on TV. Politics: Liberal. Very liberal. Favorite Movies: Kill Bill, Versus, anything Tarantino, The Big Lebowski, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite, many others. Favorite TV Shows: Family Guy, Justice League, Nip/Tuck, The Simpsons, Aquateen Hunger Force, The Shield, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, FIREFLY, Smallville, Seinfeld, The Office, many others. Favorite Music: Anything that isn't country. Mostly rock: Weezer, Blur, Phantom Planet, Superfurry Animals, Franz Ferdinand, many many many more. Favorite Authors: Oscar Wilde, Neil Gaiman, Grant Morrison, Peter Miligan, Peter Schaffer, H.G. Wells, Alan Moore, Aldous Huxley, William Shakespeare, Franz Kafka, Arthur Miller, David Mamet, Kurt Vonnegut, Olaf Stapleton. Food: Chinese food (Lo mein... drool), pizza, tacos, pasta, Ketchup. Hobbies: Reading comics, spending too much time on the net, writing comics, screenplays, prose, song lyrics, and others, TV, video games, music. Websites: Disco Steve's Casa de la Muerte My Livejournal Pets: Two plastic fish at home, a Bamboo plant growing out of a Chinese take-out box on my desk.
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Real Name: David Finn
Date of Birth: 8/31/1974
Age: 29 (30 this month...but you woulda known that if you'd taken the two seconds to do the math, y'lazy bum!)
Sex: Male
Hometown: Born in South Boston, MA. Currently live in Abington, MA.
Occupation: Evening Foreman (manager), Boston/Metro South for Verizon.
Nationality: American. Father is Irish. Mother is Italian.
Marital Status: Single in that I'm not married. But I've been living with my girlfriend for about 6 years. So it's like marriage with a slightly easier escape clause.
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 250 lbs...and dropping.
Eye Color: Blue, but they turn green or grey depending on what I'm wearing, what the sky looks like, and/or what my mood is. Shades of blue also vary.
Hair Color: Brown with a white streak in the back (it's a birthmark)
Religion: Father is rarely-practicing Roman Catholic. Mother is Wiccan (they're divorced, but not because of religion...long story). I'm passively Roman Catholic in that I was raised Roman Catholic, but am able to call shenanigans on the religion too much to really practice it. I'm spiritual, not religious.
Eating habits: Omniverous, bordering on carniverous. I can count on one hand, and have fingers left over, the foods I will not eat.
Aversions: Mushrooms, olives, beets, and brussel sprouts. My meat has to be cooked all the way through. I hate willful stupidity.
Sports: I'm a die-hard Red Sox fan. I follow baseball religiously, especially the off-season. Otherwise, I'm a passive fan at best. I'll catch a sport if it's on the air and someone I'm with wants to watch it. But I don't seek any other sport out.
Politics: Apathetic.
Favorite Movies: Too many to mention. But lemme throw out Kill Bill, Say Anything, Trading Places, Grosse Point Blank, High Fidelity, Ninja Scroll, Spider-Man, Dave, Silverado, and A Few Good Men (to name a few).
Favorite TV Shows: Iron Chef, Good Eats, While You Were Out, Trading Spaces, Cowboy Bebop, Family Guy, and (God help me) the Cosby Show.
Favorite Music: I listen to a lot of everything. What I'm listening to right now is Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Liz Phair, The Clash, Johnny Cash, Reverend Horton Heat, old Aerosmith, and Social Distortion.
Favorite Authors: Neil Gaiman, Dennis Lehane, Andrew Vachss, Elmore Leonard, Terry Pratchett, Harlan Ellison, old Stephen King, Richard Matheson, John D. MacDonald, Grant Morrison, Arthur Conan Doyle, Scott McCloud, David Schow, the splatterpunk school of horror, and Joe R. Lansdale.
Food: Thai more than Chinese. Italian, Mexican, Southwestern...
Hobbies: Reading (books and comics), Movies, Listening to Music, Golf, Watching the Red Sox, Role-Playing Games, Playing with my Atari 2600 and my Nintendo Emulator, Editing my girlfriend's novel while simultaneously trying to start at LEAST one of my own
Pets: My gal and I have three cats: Grifter (my cat, the oldest), Doc (definitely her's, as he wants nothing to do with me), and Samara (the youngest - she's a kitten - and somehow seems to like me best)
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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RKMB Subject Dossier: Mark Jeremy Rivera
Alias: Fused
Born: 05.14.78
Current Base of Operation: Lexington, KY USA
Former Known Residencies: Akron, OH - Erie, PA - Orlando, FL
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Weight: 155 lbs/70.3 kg
Height: 6'/182.9 cm
Nationality: American
Ethnic Origin: Philippines
Abilities: Virtual 3-D Space Manipulation and Creation, Virtual Auditory Wavelength Pattern Creation and Manipulation
Training Facilities: University of Kentucky, Lexington, KY; Full Sail, Orlando, FL
Physical Training: Free-Weights Regimen, Aquatic Training, Cardiovascular Cross-Training, Basic Martial Arts
Known Political Affiliation: Liberal Democrat, Status: Active
Known Religious Affiliation: Roman Catholicism, Status: Inactive
Affinities: Felines, Sequential Art Publication, Japanese Pop-Culture Animation, Interactive Entertainment, Superheroes, Amphetamines, Wonder Woman, The Crow, NCAA Univerity of Kentucky Wildcat Basketball, THC, Night Clubs, Raves, Tyler Durden, Aliens, Zombies, George Carlin, Dean Koontz, CGI, Michael Myers, Wolverine, John Stewart, David Cross, Milla Jovovich, Natasha Henstridge, Mr Blonde, Cyberpunk, Optimus Prime, Gremlins, Vampires
Celluloid: Tarantino, Fincher, Raimi, Aronofsky, Boyle, Rodriguez, Jackson, Kubrick, Scott, Singer
Music: Rock, Industrial, Progressive House, Breaks, Ambient, Classical
Artitsic Influences: Jim Lee, Michael Turner, Joe Madureira, Steve McNiven, Ed Benes, H.R. Giger
Approach subject with extreme caution as he may rock your fucking face off.
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I don't think I ever saw this thread until now.
Name Brian Scott Jonopulos
Sex: Male
Age: born on August eleventh, 1977 (that means I'm 27 klinton)
Race: I'm a mutt. Greek (the dominant part) english, british, among others.
Height: six foot three
Hometown. I was born at Vandenberg AFB in California, and I went to most of high school there so I consider in my hometown, along with Sacramento. I currently live in Eugene, but once I leave I will never speak of it again.
Job: Baby sitter, for now.
Movies: I like a lot of them.
Books: Favorite writers include Ayn Rand, Micheal Crichton, Chuck Palanuick, and most the Star Wars novels.
Comic Books: I stopped collecting again, but I love most the Marvel Ultimate line. I also love the current run on Daredevil
Religion: Mormon, then baptist, then greek orthodox. Currently non-religious.
Relationships: I've only had one somewhat serious relationship, and have never really dated that much.
Children: None, but I spend a lot of time with my nephews.
TV: Alias, Lost, South Park, Family Guy, Conan, The Daily Show, among others.
Music: Favorite band is Toad The Wet Sprocket. I'm kinda burnt out of most music though.
Politics: I hate both parties equally. Undeclared
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Hmmm...I'll use Rex's little template here:
Name: Klinton
Sex: Male
Age: 27 (January 9, 1978...which makes me a Capricorn, born in the year of the snake).
Race: Dutch/Polish mix
Height: six foot even
Hometown: I was born in Calgary. I've lived all over Alberta (in Letbridge, Raymond and then Calgary again). I moved to Montreal a few years ago, and have been here ever since.
Job: I'm a full time student, and I work in a call center.
Movies: I think my favorites are cheesy 60's and 70's comedies.
Books: I read a lot...so pretty much everything. From physics texts to pulp fiction, I've always got a book on the go.
Comic Books: Just Catwoman and Wonder Woman (both of which I rarely read anymore...I just bag and file them for the collection).
Religion: I'm a Christian, no particular denomination (as many of you know, I have a huge issue with organized religions).
Relationships: I'm living with my boyfriend of several years. You couldn't ask for a better mate, seriously. I'm probably the luckiest guy on the planet.
Children: I want to adopt, preferably a daughter. That's not for a few years though (once we are both finished school, and settled).
TV: I really don't watch tv so much...But I've been buying the Alias DVDs, which I'm enjoying. I sometimes catch CSI (I just found out about this show a couple weeks back).
Music: Anything really. When I go to but on music though, it's usually classical or ambient. I really miss trance music...I'm fucking sick of house music in every club.
Politics: I guess I'm severely liberal, with heavy socialist leanings.
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Hmmm... Okay, I'm in. Here we go. Name: McGurk, or McG or Gurk will suffice Sex: If you mean gender, Male, if you mean intercourse, undefeated champion of premarital abstinence. Race: 25% Russian (I'm distantly related to Tchaikovsky the composer), 25% Italian, 25% Irish, 12.5% Swedish, 12.5% German Height: six foot three Hometown: Born in Miami, now in Palm Beach (native Floridian). Job: Working part time at a sub shop, but slowly in the process of switching careers, more to be known later. Movies: Not really sure, but I liked Transformers the Movie and just about every Muppet Movie, and both Bill & Ted movies. Comic Books: The Superman titles (including Superman/Batman) and Justice League Unlimited, but in a few months or so I'll be taking a break from current issues for practical reasons, and I may try out what rex is doing and stick to paperbacks. Religion: Christian, non-denominational, non-preacher to total strangers, non-willing to be preached by total strangers. Relationships: Single, broke up with last girlfriend in 2001, haven't been on one date since, and going for five years of blissfull singlehood which will be this coming January or February! Waka waka doodle yeah! Children: Not till I'm married. Grandchildren: Way down the list. sisters: Three brothers: none Neices: Two Nephews: Five TV: As of recently, I watch Judge Judy, Justice League Unlimited, Simpsons, Smallville, King of the Hill, Kirby, TMNT, Transformers Energon, ummm, that's all I recall right now Music: Don't really have any favorites, but I like Weird Al favorite salad dressing: bleu cheese shampoo: Herbal Essenses. I haven't cut my hair since 1992, so it helps a lot. favorite colors: red, I suppose do you make fun of people?: sometimes how many pillows?: two crutons or bacon bits?: both have you ever been convicted of a crime?: No. have you ever gone skinny dipping?: No. Pets: No drive now: 2003 Nissan Altima first car: 1992 Ford Thunderbird toothpaste: Don't care. do you get along with your parents?: Father, much better than I used to cause I can't just tell him anything, mother passed away but we were on good terms when we last talked. Do you get along with your inlaws?: Yes Favorite ice cream: Bubble Gum, from this place a few walks from work. Favorite soda: Sprite or 7up Favorite family game: Muppets version of Monopoly or Stratego What is your bad time of day: Don't really have one. Favorite time of year: The very instant these allergies go away, assuming it's something in the area. Favorite cologne or perfume: Don't have one Favorite time to have sex: I wouldn't know. Favorite place to have sex: I wouldn't know that either. Favorite movie you have seen lately: Only saw Star Wars Ep III recently, and it was really good. Favorite book: Don't have one. Favorite alcoholic drink: Never drank in my life, so it's a something hundred way tie. Favorite sport to watch: Don't like sports. Best Friend: I have two, Bubba I've known since second grade, and Dan I've known since high school, recently convinced me I was being an idiot and not to lose a newer/recent friend over minor discrepancies. Best online friends: Have to think this one over, probably two that moved away in the mid 90s that I'm still in touch with. Say something nice about the person above you on this thread: Hmmm... Don't know klinton very well, but he's a good Legend of Zelda player who found everything in the SNES game!!! (except the staff of byrna *snicker*) Of all the times you've posted, what's your best one ever?: Probably this one.. http://www.rkmbs.com/...true#Post363727 .. ...I think I'm done.... *hides his head under a pillow*
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello? Put Natasha on the phone. Who is this? This is her fucking son's father. Who is this? This is her fucking son. ..........oh....... Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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Didn't we do this like....A year ago?
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Before that, apparently. Was meaning to post here but just didn't get around to it until now. Maybe others will use the same questions/blanks I did....
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Name:Allan Summerall
Age:34
Sex:Yes,please!!....*ahem*...male
Hair:blond
Eyes:blue
Height:5'10"
Occupation:Grocery worker
Hobbies:RKMBS,DC Direct,Comics(way too many)DVDs....especially boxed sets.
Marital status:Divorced
Likes:Seinfeld,80's Tv shows that are really bad but were really cool when I was a kid,Simpsons,Futurama,CSI
Dislikes:Too many to name
Location:Chambersburg,Pennsylvania
Favorite RKMBS Moment(s):BSAMS vs. Jack the little dick & when Rob showed me how to post pics on the boards....which I used by posting porn(Me & TK posted a lot of wimmens back then)
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Everyone realizes that if the thread starter's name wasn't Rob Kamphausen this would have been moved to Random Chat by now.
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Name: Ask Pete and Dave
Sex: I'm a chick.
Race: Puerto Rican - my skin is more olive toned despite the paleness that the pic I have up shows.
Eyes: Dark Brown
Hair: Dark brown
Height: five foot three on a good hair day
Hometown. Born and raised in Brooklyn. Live in the City now.
Education: B.A./J.D.
Job: Lawyer (litigation) and hating every minute of it.
Movies: Too many to count - good comic book films; Hitchcock films; GWTW; most of Speilberg's stuff; SW, EMB and Episode III; Godfather films; Miller's Crossing; most animated stuff.
Books: Voracious reader - love mysteries; adventure stuff. Novels that have a historical angle to them - GWTW; Shogun, etc. Anything by Stephen King.
Comic Books: Most Bat and Spidey related titles; Y: The Last Man; Ex Machina; some of the Ultimate line; Sleeper; Supreme Power; Teen Titans; Fables; Fallen Angel; (New/Young) Avengers; Runaways; Pulse (liked it better when it was Alias); Astonishing X-Men; Gotham Central (fantastic book); and a huge fan of the now defunct Preacher series.
Religion: Jewish.
Relationships: Broke up with last boyfriend a few months ago - working up the energy to jump back into the dating pool.
Children: None.
TV: The 4400; Scrubs; House; most of the Law & Order shows; Third Watch; Family Guy; JLU.
Music: I listen to almost everything - from hip-hop to country and everything in between.
Food type: Puerto Rican, Mexican, Italian, Chinese, Indian, Thai, Middle Eastern - Most foods, 'cept fish - I have a severe allergy to all seafood. My Titi Celia's rice 'n beans is one of my fav'rit foods.
Politics: ugh.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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