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Letterman Visits U.S. Soldiers in Baghdad
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By JASON KEYSER, Associated Press Writer

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Joking with wounded soldiers and rattling off a `Top 10' list for the desert-weary, talk show host David Letterman dropped in Wednesday for a Christmas Eve visit with U.S. troops in Baghdad.


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Letterman, the host of CBS' "Late Show," visited the military's main combat hospital and met soldiers at one of Saddam Hussein (news - web sites)'s ransacked palaces that now serves as part of the U.S.-led coalition's headquarters.


Soldiers said the visit was an important boost over the holiday spent far from home.


Arriving at the hospital, Letterman emerged from a car wearing dark sunglasses, smoking a cigarette, holding a cup of coffee and casually taking a phone call.


Snapping a picture, 1st Lt. Michael Gerstmyer, 24, from Baltimore said he was surprised at how relaxed the TV star appeared in a battle zone.


"He acts like he's been here for years," Gerstmyer said.


Last Christmas, Letterman visited troops in Afghanistan (news - web sites).


Letterman — who brought along his comedy sidekick Biff Henderson and the show's musician, Paul Schaffer — toured the hospital and stopped at the bed of Pfc. Jacob Dominique, 20, of Archbold, Ohio. "We took his appendix," a nurse said.


Letterman's reply — "I saw it downstairs in the gift shop" — won a roomful of laughs.


In a routine that Letterman is famous for on the show, he read out a "top 10" list written especially for the soldiers: the top 10 signs you've been in Iraq (news - web sites) too long.


"No. 9: you've heard a crazy rumor that Arnold Schwarzenegger (news) is the governor of California," Letterman said.


Number two was, "Camel: it tastes like chicken."


Number one was aimed at the soldiers running the hospital: "And the No. 1 sign you've been in Iraq too long: Dave's heard about our outstanding health care and came to us for his hemorrhoids," Letterman said to loud applause.

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Biff Henderson is just lucky Dave didn't send him there earlier to see what all the "frakas" (sp?) was about.


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Dave is by far the coolest Late night talk show host ever....

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Yeah, Dave rules. He must've made for an odd weatherman though. Can you imagine? He must have been a "buzz" to watch.


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Dave definitely rules. Ya gotta love that guy.


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Ive been sayin that all along..
he should have even beat that witch Oprah for top personality!!


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maybe she was voted in on the curve....that big ol ass curve!

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=9&u=/ap/20031224/ap_on_en_tv/iraq_david_letterman_4

Letterman Visits U.S. Soldiers in Baghdad
Wed Dec 24, 3:35 PM ET Add Top Stories - AP to My Yahoo!


By JASON KEYSER, Associated Press Writer

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Joking with wounded soldiers and rattling off a `Top 10' list for the desert-weary, talk show host David Letterman dropped in Wednesday for a Christmas Eve visit with U.S. troops in Baghdad.


AP Photo


AP Photo
Slideshow: David Letterman




Letterman, the host of CBS' "Late Show," visited the military's main combat hospital and met soldiers at one of Saddam Hussein (news - web sites)'s ransacked palaces that now serves as part of the U.S.-led coalition's headquarters.


Soldiers said the visit was an important boost over the holiday spent far from home.


Arriving at the hospital, Letterman emerged from a car wearing dark sunglasses, smoking a cigarette, holding a cup of coffee and casually taking a phone call.


Snapping a picture, 1st Lt. Michael Gerstmyer, 24, from Baltimore said he was surprised at how relaxed the TV star appeared in a battle zone.


"He acts like he's been here for years," Gerstmyer said.


Last Christmas, Letterman visited troops in Afghanistan (news - web sites).


Letterman — who brought along his comedy sidekick Biff Henderson and the show's musician, Paul Schaffer — toured the hospital and stopped at the bed of Pfc. Jacob Dominique, 20, of Archbold, Ohio. "We took his appendix," a nurse said.


Letterman's reply — "I saw it downstairs in the gift shop" — won a roomful of laughs.


In a routine that Letterman is famous for on the show, he read out a "top 10" list written especially for the soldiers: the top 10 signs you've been in Iraq (news - web sites) too long.


"No. 9: you've heard a crazy rumor that Arnold Schwarzenegger (news) is the governor of California," Letterman said.


Number two was, "Camel: it tastes like chicken."


Number one was aimed at the soldiers running the hospital: "And the No. 1 sign you've been in Iraq too long: Dave's heard about our outstanding health care and came to us for his hemorrhoids," Letterman said to loud applause.



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CAMP TAQADDUM, Iraq - It was "The Late Show with David Letterman" — in a city far from home. Letterman and his crew put on a Christmas Eve show for Marines in Iraq (news - web sites) on Friday.

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Letterman asked the crowd at Camp Taqaddum if there was anyone there "from out of town," the Marines Web site reported. The late-night comedian also joked, "If I wanted to face insurgents, I would've spent Christmas with my relatives."

Letterman was joined by Paul Shaffer (news), his musical director, and stage manager Biff Henderson. The show included comedian Tom Dreesen and the band Off the Wall. Some band members scrambled for cover when a controlled detonation went off.

Letterman has also entertained troops in Afghanistan (news - web sites) and Baghdad.



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Another reason why Letterman kicks ass.


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It's like Bob Hope visiting the troops...with a twist.


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