im sorry, there is no ubb code for "my." please, do not try to force it. the same holds true for ass-related comebacks and jokes.
be gentle with them. love them. pamper them. do NOT try those things with your sinful sheets.
roy will need to deal with you and your sins.
sadly, it will be an unfortunate downgrade from "stud" sheets to "batty" sheets. ...altho surprisingly comfortable.
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i have spoken