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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 734
500+ posts
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500+ posts
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 734 |
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Princess Koriand'r said:
Sheeeeeeeeit! Hot Damn...Where do a sista sign up?
If you were participating in the on-campus fundraiser I've volunteered for, you'd have to stand in line at the Student Union Building next week and pay a $5 service fee. For the women of these boards, however, my services are free. Furthermore, I am at your whim. If there is some errand that needs to be attended to, I am at your service. Hell, if you want me to write poetry inspired by you and engage in the practice of Kama Sutra, I'm yours. Just as long as it's legal and reasonable.
A three course homecooked meal and full-body massage are standard.
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Princess Koriand'r said:And once I do sign up, will all stiff body parts come tied in a red bow??
Just asking.
Sure, why not? 
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