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Triple Set represent! Throwin' up three's and doin' as we please! Watch yo'self Nowherestooge!
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Damn right! In fact, I think we need to make a point at the next Havoc! How about a 6-man tables elimination match? The Triple Set vs. Nowhereman & the Aussie Scumbags! What say you, Nowherehooligan?
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So Queenie you wanna get up close n personal with me huh,well thats no surprise especially when you have even started using my old avatar (now thats love for ya).
Tell ya what,I'll grant that match but on one stipulation,if your team......no,when your team loses,all three of you forfit your chances at any title shots at "Robblemania".
Well is it on?
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Well, we have a little stipulation of our own. . . * * * * * * * * * . . .If any of your team loses, Nowhereman concedes full GM powers to the doctor! 
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No way Gimmp!
You guys requested the match and now you wanna add stipulations yourself,it doesnt work that way & you know it!
I couldnt care less whether the match goes ahead or not,so if you want the Nowhere World Order that bad,its on my terms not yours!
Make up your minds!
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The Triple Set vs. Nowhereman & the Aussie Scumbags!
As a neutral party here at the RDCW, and with nothing going on at this time, and well, quite frankly, I'm bored, and I'm too lazy to start up a fight with someone...anyway...
I'd like to referee this match, to be sure that the outcome is fair.
Also, and this is outside of whatever stipulations are finally agreed on, I'd like to suggest that this be an elimination match. (I'm thinking you could put all of the names in a poll and then ask the voters to eliminate them one at a time. This would take a couple of days, but maybe it would be cool. I don't know. Just a thought.)
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I'd like to suggest that this be an elimination match.
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How about a 6-man tables elimination match? The Triple Set vs. Nowhereman & the Aussie Scumbags! What say you, Nowherehooligan?
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No way Gimmp!
You guys requested the match and now you wanna add stipulations yourself,it doesnt work that way & you know it!
I couldnt care less whether the match goes ahead or not,so if you want the Nowhere World Order that bad,its on my terms not yours!
Make up your minds!
What's the matter, Nowheregirl? Skeered? Afraid of what we'll do to you and your cockboys in the ring? Or are you worried that your corrupt regime will come to an abrupt stop?
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I'd like to suggest that this be an elimination match.
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How about a 6-man tables elimination match? The Triple Set vs. Nowhereman & the Aussie Scumbags! What say you, Nowherehooligan?
Worst special referee ever.
 I second that.
That's why I would be the best. Basically, my job would be to scrape the bodies off the broken tables so that the match could continue.
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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One more thing: Each wrestler should only be eliminated after a 10 count. If a guy gets up right after being put through a table, then he should not be eliminated. Just think of how many times you could put each other through the tables in one match? And that's if I see it happen the first time. I mean, if I miss it, and then the guy gets up after what should have been a 10 count, then that's a freebee. Plus, if he gets up within a 10 count, then he's still not eliminated. It could take 3 or 4 tables to eliminate just to eliminate one wrestler. Now that's a match.
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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No way Gimmp!
You guys requested the match and now you wanna add stipulations yourself,it doesnt work that way & you know it!
I couldnt care less whether the match goes ahead or not,so if you want the Nowhere World Order that bad,its on my terms not yours!
Make up your minds!
What's the matter, Nowheregirl? Skeered? Afraid of what we'll do to you and your cockboys in the ring? Or are you worried that your corrupt regime will come to an abrupt stop?
As you say,corruption........I dont deny it,thats why I can make up MY rules & not listen to yours,its all part of being in charge!
I could always suspend you!
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No way Gimmp!
You guys requested the match and now you wanna add stipulations yourself,it doesnt work that way & you know it!
I couldnt care less whether the match goes ahead or not,so if you want the Nowhere World Order that bad,its on my terms not yours!
Make up your minds!
*coughcough*pussy*cough*
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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At least pussy has its uses,not that you'd know bout that Queenie!
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You've forgotten . . .THEM!!! *Snarf and Mid-Nite hit a con-chair-to on Nowhereman from behind, knocking him to the ground!
The three heels then deliver their new triple team maneuver, the Dirty Sanchez Drop!, to the co-GM, before leaving the ring,flashing the three sign. Remember, this, Nowherecunt! The Triple Set has friends in high places in the Cheesedome!
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Oh believe me this Forum will soon be nobodys playground but mine!
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Not for nothing, but this big tag match has one small problem: Snarf already agreed to take his overdue ass-whippin' from me at the next Havoc. Now, unless he's willing to wrestle two matches (which everyone knows he lacks the sack to do), he has to decide. Does he wrestle this match and continue to duck me (you pussy, Snarf!!!) or does he face me and weaken the already weak Triple Suck? I'm calling you out, Snarf!!!
And don't think I've forgotten you, Doctor, for bringing JQ into my first match and costing me Hardcore Gold! I may make my presence felt at Havoc one way or the other...
You got a spot for a pissed-off, hungry rookie, Nowhereman?
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A wet and toweled TK opens the door to his private dressing room... steam flows out into the dank corridor
Hey! Can you keep it quiet out in the hallway?! Star, Butter and I are trying to shower the KY offa each other! Fo' Sheezy!
*SLAM!*
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(The Cheese-Tron comes to life with an image of the doctor sitting in the VIP box of the Cheesedome.)
Well, well, well. You know, Joe Mama, for a newbie you are a whiney little bastard. You actually think you deserve to be the Hardcore Porn Champion? Why? Because you walked through the door? If you were really Hardcore Porn material, you would have walked away from that three-way with the gold around your waste. But you didn't because there is nothing about you that says you deserve it. So stop blaming other people for your own miserable performance in the ring.
You know what your problem is? You never paid your dues. You walked in from the street and demanded the gold. Now, Nowhereman may run a promotion of amateurs and slackers. I, on the other hand, demand excellence and dedication. So, to correct this problem and your attitude, I've decided that I'm going to let you pay your dues to the RDCW in a crash course starting this Tuesday on Havoc. A real test of mettle and strength is a Gorilla Press Slam Match where each competitor has to successfully execute three consecutive gorilla press slams in order to win. (Picks up a clip-board from the desk in front of him.) I've searched the entire RDCW roster for just the opponent for you to prove yourself against in this match. One whose strength and ring presence is unmatched. A veteran and feared competitor in the squared circle. Joe Mama, I suggest you spend as much time as possible in the gym preparing for your match against LLance this Tuesday.
Now, Penwing, as far as you reffing the 6 man match against the Triple Set and the NwO, I'd rather have an official with a longer attention span in the ring. Besides, you've already been booked in a title match against PJP for the Lightweight Faggot belt.
This leaves a gap in the 6 man match. To show that I want nothing but a fair and honest match, I am personally barring myself from ringside during this match. If I help in any way, it will result in a disqualification; and the match will be over. And to make sure that the rules are enforced to the fullest extent, I have chosen an official whose reputation holds the highest alcolades in this business. Meet your special referree, Lothar.
(Lothar steps into frame wearing his black and white striped ref shirt and a large smile on his face.)
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Joe Mama,welcome to the ranks of wrestlings greatest faction.....the NwO welcomes you with open arms (docs faction would welcome you with open legs,but thats Queen Snarf for ya).
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Snarf.
And that's terrible.
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Joe Mama,welcome to the ranks of wrestlings greatest faction.....the NwO welcomes you with open arms (docs faction would welcome you with open legs,but thats Queen Snarf for ya).
You're actually excited about aligning yourself with a guy who has yet to win a match? Schmuck.
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[TK staggers out to the ring from his dressing room nearly 24 hours after last being seen at the PPV, with a flustered yet satisfied look on his face.]
Damn, they don't know when to quit...
What it is, playas?! I've been a little preoccupied backstage... OK, a lot preoccupied, still I think somebody owes me a title match! Y'see, I may have been enticed with those sweet pieces of ass couple of weeks back, but everyone in this dome knows TK doesn't need any help with the ladies! So! Whichever you fucks is in charge: I want my title shot. This week's Havoc! No ifs, ands or buts. Buh-leee dat!
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Joe Mama,welcome to the ranks of wrestlings greatest faction.....the NwO welcomes you with open arms (docs faction would welcome you with open legs,but thats Queen Snarf for ya).
You're actually excited about aligning yourself with a guy who has yet to win a match? Schmuck.
And your win/loss record is...?
That's right, you have yet to win any of your three matches! AND you've been dodging me, to boot.
Pussy. Zip yo' lip before I pimp-slap you!
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Apparently someone's never heard of the Smackdown Cafe'! Listen up there sonny, I'm an old hand at this! Besides, you should be worrying about Llance, not me!
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Apparently someone's never heard of the Smackdown Cafe'! Listen up there sonny, I'm an old hand at this! Besides, you should be worrying about Llance, not me!
The Smackdown Café?! Holy shit... now that's old school!
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Damn right! Nightwing, Sorceress, Violator, the brief teaming of Bibbo & the Indestructible Man as Punch/CounterPunch, GeneralPresidentSkeletor... Good times, good times....
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I miss Bibbo and I-Man...
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(The Cheese-Tron comes to life with an image of the doctor sitting in the VIP box of the Cheesedome.)
Well, well, well. You know, Joe Mama, for a newbie you are a whiney little bastard. You actually think you deserve to be the Hardcore Porn Champion? Why? Because you walked through the door? If you were really Hardcore Porn material, you would have walked away from that three-way with the gold around your waste. But you didn't because there is nothing about you that says you deserve it. So stop blaming other people for your own miserable performance in the ring.
You know what your problem is? You never paid your dues. You walked in from the street and demanded the gold. Now, Nowhereman may run a promotion of amateurs and slackers. I, on the other hand, demand excellence and dedication. So, to correct this problem and your attitude, I've decided that I'm going to let you pay your dues to the RDCW in a crash course starting this Tuesday on Havoc. A real test of mettle and strength is a Gorilla Press Slam Match where each competitor has to successfully execute three consecutive gorilla press slams in order to win. (Picks up a clip-board from the desk in front of him.) I've searched the entire RDCW roster for just the opponent for you to prove yourself against in this match. One whose strength and ring presence is unmatched. A veteran and feared competitor in the squared circle. Joe Mama, I suggest you spend as much time as possible in the gym preparing for your match against LLance this Tuesday.
Maybe it's all that circle-jerkin' that goes on in the Triple-Suck...maybe it's addled your brain, but you seem to be confused about the facts of my arrival. So let me set the record straight (you and your butt-boys are a lost cause...):
I never demanded a title shot. All I wanted was to compete in the RDCW; to stand beside the giants of this sport. It was the REAL GM of this great promotion - Nowhereman - who offered me the chance of a lifetime: to battle for the coveted Hardcore Porn Title belt. And for that he KNOWS he'll have my loyalty! You were the one who, terrified of the threat I posed to your fluffers' title hopes, made it personal by stacking the deck against me, hoping that my first match would be my last. Dirty shame that I didn't just go away, innit?
So now you want me to pay dues? To earn my next title shot? Jackass, I wouldn't have it any other way! You think this Gorilla Press Slam Match scares me? This is EXACTLY what I want! Every foe you throw at me, every challenge I face, just makes me that much more dangerous to you! Because, rest assured, I WILL have my match against King Snarf! No matter how long he dodges me, he will eventually have to face me in that ring! I WILL earn my title shot! There's nothing you can do about it! And I WILL be one of the last things you see as your paper empire is destroyed by the NwO! So it is written, so it shall be!!!
LLance, I got nothing to say about you. I've seen how you destroy your opponents. I know what's at stake when I enter that ring against you. And I'd be a fool to think that this match against you will be anything but a true test of my strength and will. But you have to understand: this is MY time! MY shot! You may dominate the Super-Heavyweights but, when Havoc comes, I WILL stand against you! I WILL lift you over my head and you WILL drop...THREE TIMES!!! And I WILL walk away victorious!
And King Snarf: You keep hiding behind your sugar daddy, The Doctor. Keep dodging my challenge to you. Because that just makes me that much more determined to take you out! I told you before, I can get you at any time. Watch your back, chump...
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Damn right! Nightwing, Sorceress, Violator, the brief teaming of Bibbo & the Indestructible Man as Punch/CounterPunch, GeneralPresidentSkeletor... Good times, good times....
PiccoloJr and his infamously crippling finisher, the Ochepocalypse... Good times indeed.
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The obsession continues!
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