KY jelly pool Womens boobie belt match (w/special referee TK-069):
Butter
Stareena*
-really, the winners are straight men everywhere.
Lightweight faggot match:
PJP
Kristoger Velo*
-their longstanding feud would surely provide a great match. Kristogar wins because he has a website.
Steel cage grudge match (w/special referee Nowhereman):
Chewy*
Snarf
-was tempted to go with Snarf, since Chewy seems like the nonviolent type. But then I remembered how much I fucking hated Snarf from Thundercats.
Tag team donkey loving match:
thedoctor/Lothar
The Aussie scumbags(Dave and Danny)*
-the name says it all, doesn't it? The scumbags win because they fight dirty, and because doc and lothar are too drunk to stand upright.
Hardcore porn three way dance:
Joe Mama
Zod
JQ*
-if there's really a "winner" here, it's JQ, since he's had a lot of practice with donkeys. Zod finishes in a close second.
Olde London street fight
Nowhereman*
Grimm
-it's not really fair, since Nowhereman has home country advantage.
Heavyweight cheese belt
Kampy*
Drzsmith
-Drzsmith never shows up and Rob wins by default.
