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Welcome to the second RDCW PPV of the NWO regime!
Enuff talking,lets get down to the matches!
Butter (32%, 10 Votes)
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Velo (33%, 11 Votes)
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PJP (67%, 22 Votes)
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Chewy (63%, 20 Votes)
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Snarf (38%, 12 Votes)
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thedoctor/Lothar (39%, 13 Votes)
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The Aussie scumbags (Danny/Dave) (61%, 20 Votes)
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Joe Mama (35%, 11 Votes)
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Zod (48%, 15 Votes)
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JQ (16%, 5 Votes)
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Nowhereman (71%, 24 Votes)
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The show opens with Nowhereman's limo arriving at the arena. As the co-GM of RDCW begins to make his way to the back he's jumped by Grimm, King Snarf, and Doc. Mid-Nite. The three heels beat down the co-GM and spike piledrive him on the floor.
Mike Monroe: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! 
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Before the beating can continue the rest of the NwO rush out to Nowheremans aid & the three cowards beat a hasty retreat due to overwhelming numbers!
Nowhereman gets up "Nobody is gonna stop the Nowhere World Order tonight,tonight we WILL be victorious!"
Nowhereman then goes backstage & punches Kristogar Velo in the head!
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GET READY FOR A HEART POUNDING, HEAD SMASHING NIGHT AS THE CHEESEDOME FILLS TO CAPACITY FOR THE RDCW VALENTINE PPV: NO WAY OUT OF THE CLOSET. I'M YOUR HOST, MIKE "THE MOUTH" MONROE. AND TONIGHT THE RDCW WILL BE SET ON FIRE WITH A PACKED CARD.
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hmm... 9 similar posts in every category over the last few hours...
very mysterious...
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I'm a waaaaaaaayyyyy bigger lightweight faggot than Kristogar.......waitaminnut 
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total clusterfuck ending.
this musta been a russo production.
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Always with the damn run ins...
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It musta been the chilli I had for breakfast,it always plays havoc with my stomach!
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The Nowhere World Order is in control!
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my mom sprayed some poopery shit in the den now it smells good.
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KY jelly pool Womens boobie belt match (w/special referee TK-069):
Butter
Stareena*
-really, the winners are straight men everywhere.
Lightweight faggot match:
PJP
Kristoger Velo*
-their longstanding feud would surely provide a great match. Kristogar wins because he has a website.
Steel cage grudge match (w/special referee Nowhereman):
Chewy*
Snarf
-was tempted to go with Snarf, since Chewy seems like the nonviolent type. But then I remembered how much I fucking hated Snarf from Thundercats.
Tag team donkey loving match:
thedoctor/Lothar
The Aussie scumbags(Dave and Danny)*
-the name says it all, doesn't it? The scumbags win because they fight dirty, and because doc and lothar are too drunk to stand upright.
Hardcore porn three way dance:
Joe Mama
Zod
JQ*
-if there's really a "winner" here, it's JQ, since he's had a lot of practice with donkeys. Zod finishes in a close second.
Olde London street fight
Nowhereman*
Grimm
-it's not really fair, since Nowhereman has home country advantage.
Heavyweight cheese belt
Kampy*
Drzsmith
-Drzsmith never shows up and Rob wins by default.
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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Steel cage grudge match (w/special referee Nowhereman):
Chewy*
Snarf
-was tempted to go with Snarf, since Chewy seems like the nonviolent type. But then I remembered how much I fucking hated Snarf from Thundercats.
Motherfucker!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Quote:
King Snarf said:
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Animalman said:
Steel cage grudge match (w/special referee Nowhereman):
Chewy*
Snarf
-was tempted to go with Snarf, since Chewy seems like the nonviolent type. But then I remembered how much I fucking hated Snarf from Thundercats.
Motherfucker!
Actually, I'm not sure whether I want to heckle you or, based on his voting/commentary regarding my match, offer to team up with you and kick his ass. So I'll do both:
HAH! You suck!!!
Wanna team up and beat his ass?
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The Nowhere World Order is in control!
For now...
But The NWO better be up for some competition! Get ready for Grimm, Doc.Midnite, and King Snarf because we don't need no respect...
we be breakin' necks and cashin' checks as the newly formed Triple Set! 
"Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money" - Ice Cube
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If you google "Snarf" this is the first image that shows up:  .....that should tell you something.
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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Animalman said:
If you google "Snarf" this is the first image that shows up:
That was the last image that should show up anywhere! 
"Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money" - Ice Cube
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Did you say Nipple set?
I know those titties are big, but you need to give those naked pictures of LLance a rest! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER MAN!!!
The Triple Set:III
Protect Yo Neck! 
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We'll see you Nowhere jabronies at Havoc! Here's a rundown of our actions tonight! Spikepiledrived Nowhereman on the parking lot floor!
Locked Chewy Walrus in the steel cage and left him unconscious!
Crashed the Aussie Scumbags title victory party and demanded a tag title shot!
Smacked Velo around in the locker room just for the hell of it!
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If you google "Snarf" this is the first image that shows up:
.....that should tell you something.
HER NIPPLES ARE PIERCED!
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Grimm said:
We'll see you Nowhere jabronies at Havoc!
Here's a rundown of our actions tonight!
Spikepiledrived Nowhereman on the parking lot floor!
Locked Chewy Walrus in the steel cage and left him unconscious!
Crashed the Aussie Scumbags title victory party and demanded a tag title shot!
Smacked Velo around in the locker room just for the hell of it!
So you already admit defeat for your precious doctor and his life partner Lothar!
The Nowhere World Order will be victorious!
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We admit nothing! The one, true GM of RDCW! the doctor, our glorious leader in the war against the Mcmahon monopoly, will emerge victorious in this war!
The corrupt regime of the false GM, Nowherejabronie, will be put to an end, thus sayeth Grimm!
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The Nowhere World Order has already made steps to take this forum over,keep an eye out Gimmp!
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snarf.
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Fuck you Nowhereman, fuck you Stupid Dogg, and fuck you Animalman! You're all just jealous that not only am I an undefeated singles competitor, but that I am also The Last True Nature Boy. So, you can all piss off!
The Triple Set- Triple the pleasure, triple the beatdown!
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All hail King Snarf!
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Actually, I'm just jealous of your extreme gayness.
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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And that's terrible.
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Oh, please! Kamphausen is much gayer than I could ever be!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Oh, please! Kamphausen is much gayer than I could ever be!
not for lack of trying
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Surely Queen Snarf would be a more fitting id!
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Smacked Velo around in the locker room just for the hell of it!
Leave me out of your little fantasies about Nowhereman. Please, crawl out of my ass.
And that's terrible.
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