(The Cheese-Tron comes to life with an image of the doctor sitting in the VIP box of the Cheesedome.)

Well, well, well. You know, Joe Mama, for a newbie you are a whiney little bastard. You actually think you deserve to be the Hardcore Porn Champion? Why? Because you walked through the door? If you were really Hardcore Porn material, you would have walked away from that three-way with the gold around your waste. But you didn't because there is nothing about you that says you deserve it. So stop blaming other people for your own miserable performance in the ring.

You know what your problem is? You never paid your dues. You walked in from the street and demanded the gold. Now, Nowhereman may run a promotion of amateurs and slackers. I, on the other hand, demand excellence and dedication. So, to correct this problem and your attitude, I've decided that I'm going to let you pay your dues to the RDCW in a crash course starting this Tuesday on Havoc. A real test of mettle and strength is a Gorilla Press Slam Match where each competitor has to successfully execute three consecutive gorilla press slams in order to win. (Picks up a clip-board from the desk in front of him.) I've searched the entire RDCW roster for just the opponent for you to prove yourself against in this match. One whose strength and ring presence is unmatched. A veteran and feared competitor in the squared circle. Joe Mama, I suggest you spend as much time as possible in the gym preparing for your match against LLance this Tuesday.

Now, Penwing, as far as you reffing the 6 man match against the Triple Set and the NwO, I'd rather have an official with a longer attention span in the ring. Besides, you've already been booked in a title match against PJP for the Lightweight Faggot belt.

This leaves a gap in the 6 man match. To show that I want nothing but a fair and honest match, I am personally barring myself from ringside during this match. If I help in any way, it will result in a disqualification; and the match will be over. And to make sure that the rules are enforced to the fullest extent, I have chosen an official whose reputation holds the highest alcolades in this business. Meet your special referree, Lothar.

(Lothar steps into frame wearing his black and white striped ref shirt and a large smile on his face.)

whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."