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thedoctor said:
(The Cheese-Tron comes to life with an image of the doctor sitting in the VIP box of the Cheesedome.)

Well, well, well. You know, Joe Mama, for a newbie you are a whiney little bastard. You actually think you deserve to be the Hardcore Porn Champion? Why? Because you walked through the door? If you were really Hardcore Porn material, you would have walked away from that three-way with the gold around your waste. But you didn't because there is nothing about you that says you deserve it. So stop blaming other people for your own miserable performance in the ring.

You know what your problem is? You never paid your dues. You walked in from the street and demanded the gold. Now, Nowhereman may run a promotion of amateurs and slackers. I, on the other hand, demand excellence and dedication. So, to correct this problem and your attitude, I've decided that I'm going to let you pay your dues to the RDCW in a crash course starting this Tuesday on Havoc. A real test of mettle and strength is a Gorilla Press Slam Match where each competitor has to successfully execute three consecutive gorilla press slams in order to win. (Picks up a clip-board from the desk in front of him.) I've searched the entire RDCW roster for just the opponent for you to prove yourself against in this match. One whose strength and ring presence is unmatched. A veteran and feared competitor in the squared circle. Joe Mama, I suggest you spend as much time as possible in the gym preparing for your match against LLance this Tuesday.



Maybe it's all that circle-jerkin' that goes on in the Triple-Suck...maybe it's addled your brain, but you seem to be confused about the facts of my arrival. So let me set the record straight (you and your butt-boys are a lost cause...):

I never demanded a title shot. All I wanted was to compete in the RDCW; to stand beside the giants of this sport. It was the REAL GM of this great promotion - Nowhereman - who offered me the chance of a lifetime: to battle for the coveted Hardcore Porn Title belt. And for that he KNOWS he'll have my loyalty! You were the one who, terrified of the threat I posed to your fluffers' title hopes, made it personal by stacking the deck against me, hoping that my first match would be my last. Dirty shame that I didn't just go away, innit?

So now you want me to pay dues? To earn my next title shot? Jackass, I wouldn't have it any other way! You think this Gorilla Press Slam Match scares me? This is EXACTLY what I want! Every foe you throw at me, every challenge I face, just makes me that much more dangerous to you! Because, rest assured, I WILL have my match against King Snarf! No matter how long he dodges me, he will eventually have to face me in that ring! I WILL earn my title shot! There's nothing you can do about it! And I WILL be one of the last things you see as your paper empire is destroyed by the NwO! So it is written, so it shall be!!!

LLance, I got nothing to say about you. I've seen how you destroy your opponents. I know what's at stake when I enter that ring against you. And I'd be a fool to think that this match against you will be anything but a true test of my strength and will. But you have to understand: this is MY time! MY shot! You may dominate the Super-Heavyweights but, when Havoc comes, I WILL stand against you! I WILL lift you over my head and you WILL drop...THREE TIMES!!! And I WILL walk away victorious!

And King Snarf: You keep hiding behind your sugar daddy, The Doctor. Keep dodging my challenge to you. Because that just makes me that much more determined to take you out! I told you before, I can get you at any time. Watch your back, chump...

Ben Harper's Faded plays...

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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