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5. Zod - It's about time this guy kneeled before ME.
4. Kristogar Velo - For not only being a douche, but a douche with a gay-ass name. What the fuck is that, polish???
3. Rob - who the hell is this guy? I've been posting here for 2 months, and I still don't know who he is.
2. Bea Arthur - that old hag has been asking for it for 30 years!
1. Chris Oakley - this guy should learn not to knock it til he's tried it. At his age, he's getting ready to enter a midlife crisis anyway. This'll make it more interesting when it hits. And besides, I'm sure the fat bitch will be deserving of it after whatever comments he makes here.
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Don't ask me, I didn't come up with the name...
And that's terrible.
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sure, gay-ass name, surrrrrreeeee....
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"That kid looks like the orange selling kid on the street corner trying to take a shit, but failing miserably cos he's constipated."
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wait, does the orange kid take a shit on the corner? or are you just saying thats what he looks like when he can't poop?
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I wouldn't know, I'm not the one who said it. It was the folks at the Greenday Boards.
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5. Zod - It's about time this guy kneeled before ME.
Nobody actually kneels before Zod. It's just a sexual fantasy he plays with online.
4. Kristogar Velo - For not only being a douche, but a douche with a gay-ass name. What the fuck is that, polish???
so he's lying about being a pole too!? Oh, Kristogar when will the deciet end? 
3. Rob - who the hell is this guy? I've been posting here for 2 months, and I still don't know who he is.
it's just a matter of fact that you can't force intercourse with Rob. he's always too willing.
2. Bea Arthur - that old hag has been asking for it for 30 years!
Same thing with Rob, but Bea has more holes to fill so the gangbangs are bigger.
1. Chris Oakley - this guy should learn not to knock it til he's tried it. At his age, he's getting ready to enter a midlife crisis anyway. This'll make it more interesting when it hits. And besides, I'm sure the fat bitch will be deserving of it after whatever comments he makes here.
dude really needs to fix his avatar. Red X's = old and busted, booby avatars = new hotness. Other than that I understand he's not the sunglass guy.
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5. Zod - It's about time this guy kneeled before ME.
Nobody actually kneels before Zod. It's just a sexual fantasy he plays with online.
Plus there is the whole him being a fictional comicbook character thing.
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4. Kristogar Velo - For not only being a douche, but a douche with a gay-ass name. What the fuck is that, polish???
so he's lying about being a pole too!? Oh, Kristogar when will the deciet end?
Next thing you know he'll be telling us he's not really only 12 years old!
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3. Rob - who the hell is this guy? I've been posting here for 2 months, and I still don't know who he is.
it's just a matter of fact that you can't force intercourse with Rob. he's always too willing.
Well he does like experimenting with the sexual roleplaying a bit, taking the part of the helpless innocent schoolgirl.
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2. Bea Arthur - that old hag has been asking for it for 30 years!
Same thing with Rob, but Bea has more holes to fill so the gangbangs are bigger.
It wouldn't be very satisfying with how loose that pussy of hers is.
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1. Chris Oakley - this guy should learn not to knock it til he's tried it. At his age, he's getting ready to enter a midlife crisis anyway. This'll make it more interesting when it hits. And besides, I'm sure the fat bitch will be deserving of it after whatever comments he makes here.
dude really needs to fix his avatar. Red X's = old and busted, booby avatars = new hotness. Other than that I understand he's not the sungglass guy.
Word.
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You should kneel before ZOD, little captain! ZOD is a GENERAL and ALSOLUTE RULER OF ALL, you little SHIT! KNEEL, KNEEL before ZOD or face certain DOOM!
ZOD is not fictional!
KNEEL!
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You should kneel before ZOD, little captain! ZOD is a GENERAL and ALSOLUTE RULER OF ALL, you little SHIT! KNEEL, KNEEL before ZOD or face certain DOOM!
ZOD is not fictional!
KNEEL!
General? Of what? The Siegried and Roy Fan Club, judging by your little outfit.
1980 called, it wants its puffy sleeves and mascara back.
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...I bet that little masacara thingy would be painful if inserted into someone's urethrea.
First National Bastard
-Enormous, Sexually Voracious Lecher... who wants to claim your immortal soul!!!.
Every time you masturbate, God Kills a kitten! Please... think of the Kittens.
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!
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...I bet that little masacara thingy would be painful if inserted into someone's urethrea.
Zod's secret weapon has been revealed. 
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80's? ZOD is the FUTURE!! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD or be apart of the very soon PAST!!
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80's? ZOD is the FUTURE!! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD or be apart of the very soon PAST!!
Considering your two followers are a flat-chested dyke and an oversized retard, I weep for the "future."
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1. The Captain Of Outer Space
This guy is insensitive,rude,immature,humorless--and those are the nicest things I can say about him.
And by the way,Captain,considering what an ugly jackass you look like in the photos of yourself you posted on this thread,you should know better than to even think of calling somebody else "fat bitch".
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5 Space Ghost 4 Space Ghost 3 Space Ghost 2 Space Ghost 1 Space Ghost MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
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1. The Captain Of Outer Space
This guy is insensitive,rude,immature,humorless--and those are the nicest things I can say about him.
And by the way,Captain,considering what an ugly jackass you look like in the photos of yourself you posted on this thread,you should know better than to even think of calling somebody else "fat bitch".
Wow, did you come up with that all by yourself? You get a gold star, dickless!
Now continue to troll the forum replying to all of my posts, Poindexter. It really makes you look like the sensitive, courteous, mature, and good humored one.
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We need more pictures of that fella.
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1. The Captain Of Outer Space
This guy is insensitive,rude,immature,humorless--and those are the nicest things I can say about him.
And by the way,Captain,considering what an ugly jackass you look like in the photos of yourself you posted on this thread,you should know better than to even think of calling somebody else "fat bitch".
Wow, did you come up with that all by yourself? You get a gold star, dickless!
Now continue to troll the forum replying to all of my posts, Poindexter. It really makes you look like the sensitive, courteous, mature, and good humored one.
OK, first of all, I don't think anyone sadistic enough to laugh at rape victims has any business questioning someone else's maturity. Second, if you have a problem with me replying to your posts, tough --I'm not going to keep quiet just so you can look like the toughest dog in the yard. And third, labeling me "Poindexter" accomplishes nothing other than to make you look like the conceited, intellectually stunted, imagination-starved, childish, self-righteous loser that you are.
You like to think you're so brilliant and funny, but in all the posts you've made here at RKMB, I've yet to read anything from you that doesn't sound like it was ripped off from an episode of South Park . You may flatter yourself that you're somehow superior to everyone else here, but in reality, every lame comment you've made since the first day you showed up here just further emphasizes how small-time you really are.
Oh, and one more thing: given that you can't seem to come up with anything more original than that idiotic "Poindexter" crack, I don't think you have a whole lot of credibility questioning my intellectual abilities.
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I still think Chris Oakley is a work.
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I thought we couldn't say Chris Oakley's name? Or was that Kurt Cobain?
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OK, first of all, I don't think anyone sadistic enough to laugh at rape victims has any business questioning someone else's maturity.
And neither should a person who makes character judgements based upon a message board on the internet and thusly decides to get into some kind of pissing contest.
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Second, if you have a problem with me replying to your posts, tough --I'm not going to keep quiet just so you can look like the toughest dog in the yard.
The only person I see around here beating their chest over anything is you. Not that I mind. I'm actually really enjoying watching you lose your temper over something as silly and meaningless as this.
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And third, labeling me "Poindexter" accomplishes nothing other than to make you look like the conceited, intellectually stunted, imagination-starved, childish, self-righteous loser that you are.
No, posting a picture of myself holding a sign making fun of rape does that. Calling you poindexter just seems to wind you up even more.
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You like to think you're so brilliant and funny, but in all the posts you've made here at RKMB, I've yet to read anything from you that doesn't sound like it was ripped off from an episode of South Park.
Wait, you went and actually read all of my posts? You're more obsessed than I first thought...
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You may flatter yourself that you're somehow superior to everyone else here,
No, just superior to you, obviously.
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but in reality, every lame comment you've made since the first day you showed up here just further emphasizes how small-time you really are.
You mean I don't get to appear on TV with Steve Harvey? 
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Oh, and one more thing: given that you can't seem to come up with anything more original than that idiotic "Poindexter" crack, I don't think you have a whole lot of credibility questioning my intellectual abilities.
Yes, because writing essay-long posts whinging about someone who makes fun of rape really makes you intellectual. 
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I still think Chris Oakley is a work.
Funny you should mention work,BSAMS--I was about to say that I think the Blockhead of Outer Space needs to work on coming up with responses to my posts that don't sound like a bad Judd Nelson-in-The Breakfast Club rant.
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I thought we couldn't say Chris Oakley's name? Or was that Kurt Cobain?
What's Courtney Love's ex go to do with anything? 
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WHAT's Courtney Love's ex got to do, got do with it?
WHAT's Courtney Love's ex got to do, got do with it?
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who needs a heart, when a heart can be broken?
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who needs a heart, when a heart can be broken?
Dude,next to the brain,the heart is the body's most important organ! 
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