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<TK somberly drags his defeated carcass backstage to his dressing room. He gets a smattering of applause, words of respect and pats on the back... but he ignores them all. He reaches his door, only to see thedoctor leaning against it.>
What the hell do you want?!
Relax, son. I got a bit of information for you that may be of serious interest. ...I could leave if you want and let you wallow in your defeat, but this is far too good for you to pass up.
<TK stares at doc like he could rip his face off any second>
C'mon... how's one little talk gonna hurt?
<thedoctor enters TK's dressing room. For a moment that felt like eternity, TK remained in the hallway. And with a sense of curiosity and regret, he enters his room.>
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Well doc you huge steaming pile of donkey shit,you managed to fix that match good & proper didnt ya..............well I aint gonna let that slide ya yanky poof.
Robblemania is "THE" sports entertainment event of the year & I think we need to take our little misunderstanding to the greatest stage on Earth.......what say you to a one on one,no holds barred "Donkey sanctuary death duel"?
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"Donkey sanctuary death duel"?
See, now, not only are you making things up. You're making up shit that no one can understand.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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What part of a death duel in a donkey sanctuary dont you understand?
The rules are simple,you take a steel cage,fill it with donkeys,two wrestlers & a ref then let the match commence!
The trick is to not let the donkeys superkick you as that fucking hurts!
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You've been hanging around the Marvel offices too long.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Joe Quesada has offered his services as special referee!
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I like donkey butt.
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*does Southern Belle/Queen Mum wave*
Now that I am Queen, we will be having a few changes. *takes out giant scroll* Item one...
"You're either lying or stupid."
"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
Megatron and Starscream
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 hilarious!
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*does Southern Belle/Queen Mum wave*
Now that I am Queen, we will be having a few changes. *takes out giant scroll* Item one...
Dear Cowgirl Jack,I would like to say as one of your biggest supporters I would like to extend an invitation to join the best up and coming faction in sports entertainment.
The NwO has a firm grasp on the reigns of the RDCW & its only a matter of time before we gain complete control..............join the winning faction!
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The Power Trip will eventually take over the RDCW.....believe that.
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Ahhh... The Triple Set is victorious, Grimm & Doc will face the Aussie scumbagss for the titles at Robblemania, while my Robblemania match is a TLC with Nowhereman. The NwO is going down!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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I got bad news for ya Queeny,your match wont be against Nowhereman,it'll be against........
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You cant stop rock n' roll!
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btw, Snarf, that match against Nowh-err, Capt. Howdy is at next week's Havoc, not Robblemania.
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*does Southern Belle/Queen Mum wave*
Now that I am Queen, we will be having a few changes. *takes out giant scroll* Item one...
Dear Cowgirl Jack,I would like to say as one of your biggest supporters I would like to extend an invitation to join the best up and coming faction in sports entertainment.
The NwO has a firm grasp on the reigns of the RDCW & its only a matter of time before we gain complete control..............join the winning faction!
Too little, too late, Nowhereclod! Cowgirl Jack has already aligned with the true dominance, the Power Trip! And I, personally, am training her for her upcoming Women's Boobie title match at Robblemania! And Commissioner Kamphausen has already agreed to make it a jello and whipped cream match!
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I got bad news for ya Queeny,your match wont be against Nowhereman,it'll be against........
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Me!
*stares in shock and horror*
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Too little, too late, Nowhereclod! Cowgirl Jack has already aligned with the true dominance, the Power Trip! And I, personally, am training her for her upcoming Women's Boobie title match at Robblemania! And Commissioner Kamphausen has already agreed to make it a jello and whipped cream match!
Oh! I want to be the special guest referee fo' dat!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Danny walks to the ring, Dave by his side, to the sounds of "Land Down Under" by Men At Work.
"Cut the music!" Dave yells, signalling for silence.
"Fuck, I hate that song," Danny adds.
"You know, we've been hearing Grimm and Mid-Nite crap on about their title shot for a while now. Thinking they're hot shit," Dave says.
"But these belts say otherwise," Danny says, gesturing to the tag gold around their wastes.
"You think so? I always thought they looked a little... fruity," Dave says, turning to Danny.
"Really?"
"Yeah. I mean... they're big. And gold. I think it might be a bit much."
"You know, I agree."
"But that's not important right now!"
"Yeah! You guys are going down!" Danny concludes.
Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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*Big Grimm and The Midnight Doctor stroll out casually from backstage*
"Terrorist Threats" by the Westside Connection plays
Doc Mid-Nite grabs a mic "Cut the music, cut the music, cut the music..."
Doc Mid-Nite then begins to explain "We's be "The Big Three" and everybody knows that we're the baddest clique in the RDCW. So when "The Set" walk into Robblemania and jack your gold don't act like you didn't know."
Doc Mid-Nite drops the mic and throws up his set (flashes the three sign for those who don't know) III
"Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money" - Ice Cube
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