Danny walks to the ring, Dave by his side, to the sounds of "Land Down Under" by Men At Work.

"Cut the music!" Dave yells, signalling for silence.

"Fuck, I hate that song," Danny adds.

"You know, we've been hearing Grimm and Mid-Nite crap on about their title shot for a while now. Thinking they're hot shit," Dave says.

"But these belts say otherwise," Danny says, gesturing to the tag gold around their wastes.

"You think so? I always thought they looked a little... fruity," Dave says, turning to Danny.

"Really?"

"Yeah. I mean... they're big. And gold. I think it might be a bit much."

"You know, I agree."

"But that's not important right now!"

"Yeah! You guys are going down!" Danny concludes.


Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!! -Brian Michael Bendis