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Last week the Triple Set scammed their way to victory over the Nowhere World Order in the table elimination match, and gained a tag title shot at Robbiemania!
What will the fallout from that historic match be on this week's Havoc?
Matches already signed for this week are:
The Asylum Rules Match
Grimm, Doc. Mid-Nite, and Notwedge
vs. Joe Mama
TLC Match
King Snarf vs. Capt. Howdy
No DQ/Last Man Standing Match
Kristogar Velo vs. DrZSmith
Place your promos, challenges, what have you here.
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In the Power Trip lockerroom, King Snarf is pacing back and forth, upset over his match with Nowhereman's alter ego, Capt. Howdy.
"Snarf, Snarf. . ." Grimm begins to say. Snarf glares at him. "Don't do that."
"Oh, sorry. Look, don't worry about Capt. Howdy."
"How can you say don't worry? Capt. Howdy's even crazier than Nowhereman!" 
"Because tonight, In your corner will be my personal bodyguard and the enforcer for the Power Trip, Azrael!"
Azrael walks into the frame as the Power Trip members laugh.
Azrael: "Last week, I knocked him straight into another personality, this week, I'll finish the job!"
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*NotWedge enters the Power Trip locker room"
Notwedge: I wanted to thank you for this opportunity. I found last week that I enjoy breaking things that belong to Joe Mama. I'm sure a few ribs and a limb or two will be a lot more fun that that CD. Oh, and that's not all I have planned planned for him tonight. If there's anytrhing left of him after the asylum rules match, and I know that's a HUUUUUUUUUUGE if, don't worry. I have a plan to finish the job. He's not goign to lay a hand on my buddy, Snarf.
Grimm: Hmm, you may not be as crazy as I thought...
Nw: Oh, I'm still crazy, no one will doubt that after tonight.
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You know what gets me about NowhereHowdy? This is what gets me. In the Smackdown Cafe' I scammed my to being Commissioner, I set my buds up as champs, and I formed the Nature Boy World Order. That was back in 2001. Here we are, in 2004, and what's going on? Nowhereman scams his way to being Co-GM, sets his buds up as champs, and forms the Nowhere World Order. I figured it all out. This feud he & I have going, it's not because he hates me; Nowhereman is quite possibly the biggest Snarfamaniac of them all. And, quite frankly, it is my honor to face my biggest fan in a TLC match tomorrow night. When I bastard-bomb him through a table, smack him upside the head with a chair, or hit a moonsault from the top of the ladder, it won't be out of hate; it'll be out of love. So, c'mon, Captain Howdy, get ready to feel the love!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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If I ever bothered visiting the Smackdown cafe I might have an idea what you are talking bout Queenie!
I just love the way you actually think you were ever a Nature Boy,if only you knew how much we laughed behind your back.
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Listen, Nowhereshmuck, not only am I a Nature Boy, I am, in fact, the Last True Nature Boy! King Snarf has spoken!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Suck my balls! 
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Don't forget to buy your Triple Set T-shirt in the Cheesedome Lobby or off the RDCW Shop Zone. 
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For those of you with Photoshop, here's a template to use to design your own shirts. If you don't have Photoshop but want a shirt, maybe if you ask real nice, one of the folks who does will make one for you. But at least have the pics, slogans, colors, and what-have-you in mind and described well enough for the other person to do it. And be thankful for the fact that they did it, too.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Joe Mama enters the NwO locker room. He's carrying a duffel bag that's noticably longer than the one he usually brings to the CheeseDome
Joe: Good Afternoon, gentlemen.
Nowhereman: Well, look who finally made it! Gotta say, kid, you look better than anyone thought you would after your match with LLance last Tuesday...
Joe: Please. It was a mild concussion and some pulled muscles. No problem. I'm just excited about that Asylum Rules match I'm in tonight! I can't wait to deliver an old-school beating on King Snarf and the rest of the Triple Suck! As a matter of fact, I brought...
Nowhereman: Queen Snarf isn't in your match tonight. He was booked in a match...
Joe: WHAT?!? HE WHAT?!? How the HELL does this happen?!? For shit's sake, how the fuck did he dodge me AGAIN?!? He's got numbers on his side! He's fighting with his whole fukkin' crew in tow!!! There's no GAWDDAMN reason he should be ANYWHERE tonight but in that ring with his jizzlobbin' buddies catchin' an ass-whippin' from me!!! Who did thedoctor match him up with? Butterrican? Kristo...whatever his name is??? NotWedge???
Nowhereman: Actually, NotWedge is taking his place.
Joe: Oh for CHRIST'S sake!!! Is he even a REAL member? He breaks a CD and gets prime ring time? What, did he blow each member of the Triple Suck-Off for the spot? (shaking head) So who's the lamer that Snarf gets? Shakes head, pissed
Nowhereman: (steps closer to Joe Mama and whispers) Howdy.
Joe: Captain Howdy? The Captain Howdy???
Nowhereman: Feel better now?
Joe: (laughing) Oh, much better, thank you! Snarf goes from wrestling a pissed-off rookie with his buddies to having to face the ORIGINAL boogeyman of the RDCW! Hey, no complaint here...
Nowhereman: So, what's in the bag?
Joe unzips the duffel bag. Everyone in the locker room looks in. Their faces register slight shock, but mostly appreciation. Joe's face shows nothing but pride and confidence.
Joe: Three of the finest examples available. Each one is 33 inches and 30 ounces of prime, perfect Kentucky white ash. Replicas, admittedly, but reminiscent of an era of greatness. The question is not "Will one be used?" Oh no. The question is "Which ONE will be used to lay low the Triple Set and send a message to King Snarf that play-time is over?" Do I break out "The Splinter", "The Hammer of God", or "The Mick"?
Turns and faces the NwO
Joe: I may not have my finishers, but I'm sure as HELL not going out there without a plan in mind...
Last edited by Joe Mama; 2004-03-01 8:16 PM.
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Don't forget to buy your Triple Set T-shirt in the Cheesedome Lobby or off the RDCW Shop Zone.
I knew one of my ideas would make it on a T-Shirt one day. I love it!
Doc.Mid-Nite looking on approvingly "throws up his set"*
*(flashes "The Three" sideways with both hands)
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Looks familiar! 
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