You're right! I AM AWESOME!
Someone pop the champagne back in my dressing room and tell the girls to get ready for my massage! This bout is going to be over before you can say, "Snarf's head is as tough to open as an unbuttoned blouse!"
From this hour onwards, the name "Snarf" will be only associated with pastel colours, fashionable handbags, and delicate lace embroidery!
