Apparently Dave's at a loss for words. Fortunately, I've taken the liberty of hiring a speech-writer to help Dave out. In fact, here''s Dave's newest promo.
"Please don't hurt me, King Snarf! I'm sorry I said all those horrible, nasty things about you. I only did it because I'm so jealous of your dashing good looks, incredible athletic prowess, and of course, your rapier wit. I am just a whiny little pussy!"
