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quite frankly, i'm amazed at this site. not because it looks like anything special. on first glance, its a poorly made, web cam site, except not about some hot girl that needs money to do things.

rather, its a gigantic chicken-suited person. a frightening looking chicken.

somehow, this all relates to burger king. its a BK site that ties into the idea that you can "have it your way" (not like that, you sicko).

so they made this site where on the top, there's a moving photo of a scary looking chicken. on the bottom, there's a lil field where you can order around said chicken, and he'll do pretty much anything you ask.


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this is where the site gets amazing.

he'll do pretty much anything you ask (again, not that, fucktard!)

everyone tries the basics:

run
jump
turn around

and each one results in the chicken's web cam filming him doing the requested action, in some mock web stream. (for the nerd-inclined, they're all pre-recorded movies that the flash file's database is calling)

.... but it goes so much further....

there must be thousands of pre-recorded movies. it seems like virtually anything you try will get a response.

tell him to fish, and he'll pretend to cast a reel
tell him to do pushups, and he'll drop and give you ten
tell him to eat mcdonalds, and he'll shake his head in shame

its amazingly addicting. coolest site i've been to in a long ass time.


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so fucking cool

asking for naughty things, like "watch porn" or "take off the mask" makes the chicken walk up to you and shake off the notion.

its incredible how indepth this is. i honestly can't imagine how many keywords/movies they've created for this site, but i'd easily wager its several hundred, if not thousand.

random succesful commands i've tried so far:

sing
dance
watch tv
punch
pretend to get shot
pluck a feather
taco dance (like a salsa dance - with a chick!)
electric slide
talk on the phone
light (turns off the light)
fireball (hits a fast pitch)
moon (igzactly)
slap
be a dog (he marks his territory)
give me a hug (chicken hug, i guess)
cry
do a split
lay an egg
hop on one foot
shoot hoops
sit on the couch
are you talking to me?
read a book
be an airplane
play video games (he gets mad cuz he doesn't have any)
check yer email (he looks for a computer)
do the robot
clean
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Quote:

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Too lazy to look a couple of threads down?




i asked the chicken.

he was confused.


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It kneeled before ZOD! Kneel again, chicken bastard, kneel again!!


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Try these:

Die
Moonwalk
Breakdance
Fly

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Oh and:

Fart
Shit

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24 hours lost

still amazed


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sadly, he did nothing when i told him to cross the road and only laughed at me when i told him to pull my finger.

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it's like the sims... but with a giant chicken.

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thats cheating!


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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Do you guys not see the thread I started before this?
Fuck y'all.


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Sorry,who are you?

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thats thedoctor!


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Quote:

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thats cheating!




mayhaps, but it's HIGH-TECH cheating, so it's okay.

and don't use rexstardust's link to the same cheat page either. he is a no good copycat!

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ROB COPIED ME. I POSTED IT FIRST LOOK AT THE DAY AND TIME OF THE POSTS.


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Burger King: Web chicken under radar

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Burger King, the world's No. 2 hamburger chain, is moving forward with plans to capitalize on the success of its offbeat "Subservient Chicken" Web site while making sure to keep its hero below the mainstream radar.

The chain, which is working to revitalize sales and promote its new TenderCrisp chicken sandwiches, launched the Web site April 7, creating a wave of Internet buzz and media attention overnight. A search for the phrase "subservient chicken" on Internet search engine Google, for instance, produces more than 40,000 results.

On the quirky site, an actor in a chicken costume takes commands from visitors to the site, reinforcing Burger King's "Have it Your Way" message without referencing the restaurant chain directly.

Between April 11-18, the number of people who visited the site at least once from their home computers surged more than two-and-a-half times to 407,000, according to tracking firm Nielsen/NetRatings.

Since then, traffic has trailed off, with just 186,000 people visiting the site from home in the week ended May 2.

Miami-based Burger King has remained mum about the chicken's future but said consumers should not expect to see his image at one of its restaurants.

"That would be far too mainstream," Burger King spokesman Blake Lewis said. "The chicken doesn't do mainstream."

However, Lewis did not rule out the possibility of the chicken popping up in one of Burger King's television ads.

Branding experts think Burger King is doing the right thing by keeping the chicken out of the limelight, and said the mystique will allow it to retain its appeal among 20- to 30-year-olds who may not respond to more overt marketing.

"If they had that chicken in front of their stores, then it's not doing what it was meant to do," said Steven Addis, CEO of brand strategy firm the Addis Group. "It gets a quick cult following and that's really what they are trying to go after."

Burger King is pleased with sales of its TenderCrisp and Spicy TenderCrisp chicken sandwiches since the site's launch, Lewis said, though he declined to give specific figures.

Overall, however, the company last week said sales at company-operated restaurants open at least a year rose 7.3 percent in April, their largest gain since November 1999.

Burger King, which is owned by private equity firm Texas Pacific Group, trails McDonald's Corp. (MCD: Research, Estimates) in both sales and restaurants and has had difficulty in recent years finding its footing in the competitive U.S. fast-food market.

The chain has also experienced high turnover of ad agencies for its estimated $350 million account. It hired "Subservient Chicken" creator Crispin Porter + Bogusky after dumping WPP Group Plc's Young & Rubicam earlier this year.

By all accounts, the switch has been well received, and experts said Burger King should capitalize on the "Subservient Chicken's" success with or without the chicken himself.

"I would expect them to follow it up with the next really cool thing in their arsenal," said Mark DiMassimo, CEO and creative director for DiMassimo Brand Advertising. "I don't think that they are under a lot of pressure to extend the chicken. He's not like the Energizer Bunny."


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I tell people in chatrooms I'm the chicken. It's funny because I'm not...




















































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I don't know if I should be amazed or disturbed...


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...or am I?




The answer is 'no'...

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