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Have you EVER heard anyone use the words "unmitigated gall"? Well, I noticed Oakley had said and it immediatly rang a bell. So I did a little search and guess what I found out... Kristogar Velo has used those words several times! I refuse to believe that there's more than one person in this world that would use those words. So they're either the same person, or Kristogar Velo is an alien (which would explain a lot...)
EITHER WAY, YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET IS OUT, YOU LYING DELETER!
Here's the thread where "Oakley" uses it:
http://www.rkmbs.com/...=31&fpart=1
And here's one of the uses by Kristogar Velo:
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I knew Oakley was too much to be true!
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That just a bunch unmi...unmiti..unmitig..a bunch of crap.
stoopid big words 
Last edited by URG; 2004-04-30 6:17 PM.
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I guess know we know what "Chris" stands for... Not Christopher, CHRISTOGAR!
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You're on drugs,Mxy.Kristogar Velo and I are NOT the same person,trust me.
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Sure, Christogar, suuuuurrrre...
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Nobody could say this stuff when they were sober.
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I just call em as I see em.
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So it's not Chris Oakley and Sneaky Bunny who are having a torrid romance, it is Kristogar Velo and Uschi who are having the torrid romance!!!  It is you who are the ball-lickers!!! 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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I just call em as I see em.
Wonderful.You're not only a stoner,but you're vision-impaired too.
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I think oakely is a drug dealer, all he talks about is drugs!!
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THE LIST KEEPS GROWING, KRIS OAKLEY!
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You're the ones buying from Nowhereman!
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oakley turn urself in man, drugs arent good for u
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didnt the war on drugs teach u anything!!
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Yeah,it taught me how to spot pushers like Nowhereman.
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The first thing you have to do to stop your problem is admitting it Kris!!!
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Yeah,it taught me how to spot pushers like Nowhereman.
Nicely done, Velo...
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Drug dealing bunny loving mythomaniac!!!!!
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Have you EVER heard anyone use the words "unmitigated gall"? Well, I noticed Oakley had said and it immediatly rang a bell. So I did a little search and guess what I found out... Kristogar Velo has used those words several times! I refuse to believe that there's more than one person in this world that would use those words. So they're either the same person, or Kristogar Velo is an alien (which would explain a lot...)
EITHER WAY, YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET IS OUT, YOU LYING DELETER!
Here's the thread where "Oakley" uses it:
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=268118&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=31&fpart=1
And here's one of the uses by Kristogar Velo:
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=UBB9&Number=128577&Forum=All_Forums&Words=unmitigated%20gall&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=128563&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=210&daterange=0&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev=#Post128577
I knew Oakley was too much to be true!
...you're good, Mxy. I have to admit, you're more clever than I previously gave you credit for.
Yeah, you got me. I'm Chris Oakley. I thought I could milk the act for a couple more months, but I can see from this thread that nobody's fooled.
It's true. It's damn true.
And that's terrible.
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Kristogar Velo was being sarcastic. He knows just as well as I do that this whole idea is nothing more than a figment of your drug-crazed imagination.
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Cut the crap, okay Kristogar?
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Come on...you have to admit, my "Chris Oakley" character's got some mileage left as a paranoid, McCarthy-esque drug addled youth denying his problems and his love for sneaky bunny.
And that's terrible.
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<Sigh!> Bunch of dumbasses...I'm Chris Oakley! And I'm Sneaky Bunny also! And I use to be the Queen of England but Nowhereman stole my crown...and the royal gown! Now I just strut around Buckingham Palace with a rifle, a funky hat, and an unnerving desire to blink my eyes!
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Smoking some of Nowhereman's Panama Red,eh?
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An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well..
Kiss your ass good-bye.
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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