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They are making me violently ill. It takes all eyes off of me. It's the same old same old. Sneaky pulls out her garbage can of a mouth and and lets it flap for a bit and Chris just accuses everybody of being a doper. Then the two of them go on private chat and cybersex to pics of me! I'm sick of being abused by these perverts! The insanity must stop!
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LLance said: The insanity must stop!
Sure, Susan Powter, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Right back at ya, Mary-Kate!
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LLance said: Right back at ya, Mary-Kate!
Actually, I'm Ashley. And I wish you people would at least TRY to get us straight! And stop asking us when we turn eighteen! We're worth $150 MILLION.
EACH.
You have no shot. Thank you.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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its like june 23rd or the 26th
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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Once there was a lion and a donkey in the middle of the dessert. It was a long time since they actually mated, so they were getting really horny. The lion was talking to the donkey and since he?s the king of animals he said well, donkey I'm sorry but you?re going to have to bend over. The donkey responded, ?no you first.? The lion then said, ?No I came up with the idea, and besides I?m bigger and stronger than you.? ?Alright? said the donkey, ?I?ll bend over first.? The lion started putting some Vaseline on and the donkey asked, why you are putting that on. ?So ill slide in easier? responded the lion. Well they did it and it was the lions turn. So the lion gets into position and then the donkey starts putting on some vapor cream traditionally used for sore throats. The lion also asked why he was putting that on and the donkey responded, ?It?s so your throat does not swell.?
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